At my ob appt

[DelainaN]

About to get fisted, lets hope the convo goes a little something like this...
"Oh Delaina your 6cm dilated you need to go to labor and delivery" and ill say
"What a great idea! See you there!"
Prayers and fingers crossed lol

[gatorgrl12]

Bahaha brilliant!!!

[DelainaN]

Then I'm gonna line it with pages from the bible, a smart man will not mess with the wrath of god on a duct tape chastity belt!

[gatorgrl12]

Were onto something here :) haha

[DelainaN]

I'm gonna make one for my daughter if I ever have one ! Hahaha

[gatorgrl12]

I'm imagining like a duct tape chasity belt....

[DelainaN]

Refer to the sports section lol

[Ashdub07]

Fist pump for the master plan!

[kristalb803]

Good luck on your bundle of joy.

[DelainaN]

I think it's a ligit plan! Hahaha sh!!!!ttt

[Ashdub07]

That sounds like a good plan. Let me know how that works for ya!!

[DelainaN]

They didn't check you? Wtf! Thanks for the luck guys but today is just not my day, now my husband has to go to work till next Tuesday so the tables turned I'm considering some super glue and duct tape to keep him in at least just until hubby gets home lol

[22IHopeIHaveABoy]

Lmaoooo ur funny but good lukk!

[camsmom5483]

Lol goodluck

[rasberryxtreme]

Do they really do that?!

[abigailsmomma]

Lol!! I was hoping for the same thing but I didn't even get checked and it was my 37 week appointment :(

[sml143]

Lol good luck girl!! :)

[gatorgrl12]

Jesus I love your humour dear!!! I needed the laugh.

[bubnumber1]

Hahahahha great little laugh I just had, hope he comes soon xx :)

[Cali_Momma]

Haha! Your almost there momma!! :)

[DelainaN]

Hahaha Isn't being violated just the greatest

[Ashdub07]

Lmao a hundred times lmao!! I always enjoy a good fisting at the end of my pregnancies

[DelainaN]

Fail, he's progressing slowly, I wouldn't wanna leave a water bed either

[GordonBaby]

Good luck my dear!!!! Keep us posted : )

[luckymomtobe17]

Good luck honey!!