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I've been having the worst gas. My boyfriend and I went out to eat and I had the worst gas I tried to hold it in ..I really did LOL omg embarrassing.  He's just like dude ur f'n gross, I was just like ..  ahhhh tell me I'm pretty :-)  hahaaa gross.
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Whenever my fiancee complains about the smell I look him in the eyes and say "whose child is in my stomach? Who got me pregnant? So it is you and your child's bad gas" lol
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Lmbo @ladybeeley that's hilarious. . That's so me.  
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I can't even be discreet. . Mine are so loud ..  At night it goes down. Lmao.  He still loves me though
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Haha! There are mornings I get sooo mad at bf bc hes not lwaving fast enough and soon as I hear the door shut I just let them loose and hang wild! Lmbo!
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Lmfao i might have to try that one!!!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm almost in tears this is so great!!!
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Ever since I got pregnant I been having the worst gas too lol my boyfriend can't stand it and especially when we sleeping and he sleeps behind me lol forget about it I be letting them GO !
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I totally let them go around 2 or 3 guys and then walk away and it doesn't hit them until I'm out of sight. Cracks me up bc they start looking around and at each other, then blame each other. :)
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Lmfao! !!
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I hear ya!!! It's funny cuz our men don't expect it to be that stinky amd when they catch that wif it's hilarious
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I hear ya!!! It's funny cuz our men don't expect it to be that stinky amd when they catch that wif it's hilarious
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9240076 tn?1408491932
Me too!!! My fiancee and I actually woke up from the middle of our sleep because I tooted and it smelled HORRID!  lol

My mom tells me this story that when she was pregnant with me my father and her would go out and he'd toot and say out loud "man baby come on I know you're pregnant but you can't go around doing that!"
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Hahahaa!! Story of my life. Sometimes I just try to play it off like wth is that smell... but I always end up cracking up.
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Hahah!! Seriously!!!
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I agree it makes you uncomfortable to hold them in
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Lol It's funny, can't hold it in anymore  Better out than in.
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Lmfao!!!!!! My an farts all the time and this may be kinda ti but I have the silent farts and one night we were relaxing in bed and I let bone go and about 2 mins after he asked what smelled like *** and I couldn't help my self I just busted out laughing he actually got up and got a can of smell good and sprayed the room I was laughing so hard .... It'sfunny  
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Haha this is sooo funny!!! Seriously made me laugh because my husband always says I'm gross when I have gas lol calls me dude to ha
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