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OT : too cute.. "Morning Sex"
MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
that was funny. Has anyone seen the tacobell commercial?
Where the pregnant woman offers her DH a taco, and as he gets ready to take a bite she steals it back, laughs and stuffs her face?
I cracked up and my DH(dear husband) said "wow, that'll be you."
Where the pregnant woman offers her DH a taco, and as he gets ready to take a bite she steals it back, laughs and stuffs her face?
I cracked up and my DH(dear husband) said "wow, that'll be you."
that's hilarious....anyone see the new dominos pizza commercial??? That almost made me fall outta bed laughing so hard.
I told my husband about this and we did it and now im pregnant with twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now were trying a diffrent scene for my friend sam!!!!
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