So, like the title says, this is off topic but I am so p.o.'d that I need any guidance/opinions I can get! Here's the problem: My husband and I bought a house last March...we love everything about it-the land, the house, the yard, the town, the location...but we have a problem with the neighbors. The neighbors to our surprise, raise chickens, pheasants, peacocks, quail and who knows what else! Not only have we dealt with the birds screaming like a woman being murdered in the night and at all hours of the wee morning but the worst of it is the smell of their feces! In June, July and August when it gets hot (70+ degrees) the bird s**t roasts and smells up my yard and inside of my house if I even crack a window...we have tried to keep the house closed up and put the ac on but it is just as bad because it siphons in the chicken s**t smell! I have never smelled anything so bad in my entire life...it is putrid. Last year I complained to the Board of Health all summer and basically they said they know it smells bad but there is nothing they can do. Well, we've made it to another summer and I just can't take it any more...I'd seriously sell my house and move if I could but now that the housing prices have gone down significantly, that is not an option because no one would ever pay what we'd need to sell it for...My mother in law and brother in law went with me to actually talk to the neighbors about this and they pretty much gave us a tough s**t attitude that they know it smells but there is 'nothing' they can do about it...My BIL helped them clean the cages because they were so dirty from the feces. The roosts or whatever you call the things the birds are in, are like right on my property line so it is almost like I have them in my backyard...they have a large yard and no neighbors on the other side so I think it would solve a lot of problems if they would just move them away from my house! Anyways, I'm tired of dealing with the board of health because they don't do anything so I have contacted the Selectmen and have asked them if they would meet with me to discuss this as a quality of life issue. Does anyone have any info to help me plead my case to the Selectmen that you shouldn't be able to smell your neighbor's birds' feces from inside your home hundreds of feet away!!!!! Isn't that unsanitary? Isn't it unhealthy? Any advice would be sooooo appreciated! I feel like I am going insane!