You know your pregnant when. ...

[Fairymary]

Let's share some amusing stories I love hearing them and I'm kinda in the need of some good laughs. .


Last night me and my boyfriend were sleeping on a air mattress when I walked in the room abs say on the bed next to where he was laying he flew up in the air .. lol like his body wasn't touching the bed for a second ... I weigh more then my boyfriend now lol

[shortimama123]

When you have dreams you killed a monster by blowing at it with a straw, or that your ultrasound revealed an elephant baby! Lol crazy *** dreams.

[diva275]

When walking a single flight of stairs has you exhausted!! It's like I ran a marathon!

[Fe411Fe]

I experienced my first puke and pee my pants... I heard about from other people and experienced it today...

[XxKitaraxX]

...when you hold your belly to sneeze or cough

[mommytoobe1]

You know your pregnant when you buy a gallon of choc pb ice cream and almost rleat the whole thing in one sitting.. I could have ate it all but looked down and noticed it was almost gone so I had to try so hard to stop myself lol

[mommytoobe1]

You know your pregnant when you buy a gallon of choc pb ice cream and almost rleat the whole thing in one sitting.. I could have ate it all but looked down and noticed it was almost gone so I had to try so hard to stop myself lol

[rachealhoskins]

When your hubby has to take the bed down and put the mattress on the floor cause you couldn't get on the bed even with a step stool and you now find yourself rolling to get out

[ADYNASTY]

Lmao you know your pregnant when sneaking in a poot is not so much as sneaking anymore. Omg I'm horribly gassy and smelly and everybody just immediately look at me. I can't help it. I try to get up and move but its so hard to move out the room fast now. They'll never understand the struggle

[4Nheaven1here]

You know your pregnant when you sneeze and fart at the same time lol or I bend down to tie my shoe and fart. I've never been so gassy im just glad my hubby thinks its funny or else I'd be crying from embarrassment.

[teregarcalva]

When you feel the sudden urge to go to the store for cherries at 2 in the morning but just sit there in sadness because the store doesn't open until 5!

[cleomommy]

when you cry for food lmao........... **** i cry if they fix my food wrong lolz

[honeykooo]

You know your pregnant... When you kinda roll out of your car. Lol

[Goob100813]

I love my tummy table! But how about when you stand up and not only can you not see your feet, but your belly button disappeared too! Haha

[Fairymary]

Lol my tummy can't be used as a plate because everyone I try to be kicks it off lol

[HayleighsMommy22]

Def using your stomach as a plate holder! Lol my boyfriend always liked trying to make me laugh and watch my belly go up and down

[BabyTurnip]

You know ur pregnant when ur hubby prefers to walk behind you and make duckie sound as your trying to waddle your way across a shopping mall. Or you cry in the middle of sex for no reason lol or (i miss this one actually lol) you can use ur bump as a plate holder! Gosh i loved that lol

[Fairymary]

Lol I was dying my hair and I spotted a Bobby pin and said f that.. Grab another one. . Dropped that too probably dropped like 15 lol

[mightymouse32]

Lol that's to funny the other night as my hubby rubbing my feet I sneezed and when I sneezed a peed a little I was embarrassed and my hubby just laughed at me and said honey your to cute I couldn't help bit laugh but I was embarrassed also or when you drop something and just look down and say I'll get that later lol !!! :)