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embarrassing pregnancy stories???
I thought it would be fun to share our pregnancy stories, past or present doesn't matter.
Mine is from my last pregnancy after i miscarried and had the d&c, me n my ex husband were walking into save-a-lot n i didn't even know i had to pee until i sneezed so hard i peed myself in the middle of save-a-lot lol luckily i was standing right by the bathrooms so i was able to rush in there
Mine is from my last pregnancy after i miscarried and had the d&c, me n my ex husband were walking into save-a-lot n i didn't even know i had to pee until i sneezed so hard i peed myself in the middle of save-a-lot lol luckily i was standing right by the bathrooms so i was able to rush in there
Lol these stories are pretty funny. I worked until the day before I delivered, but when I was around 37 weeks, I sneezed really hard and felt a gush. I was at work when it happened, and I was the manager on duty at a small retail store. I only had 1 cashier working with me that night, a really awkward guy. I had to go tell him I thought my water had broken, and to get everyone out of the store so I could close it down. He got all freaked out and went around to customers saying the baby was coming! Lol. Then during that time I sneezed again and felt ankther gush. I was really starting to freak out, but had to keep some composure because I was still working. I got it all closed up, then drove myself to the hospital. Turns out I'd peed myself. Multiple times. When I worked with that guy the next time, he asked if I needed to just stay by the bathroom so I wouldn't have anymore accidents lol.
With my first, I was young. I was 19 years old during my pregnancy. I didn't really know what to expect, I was clueless!! Well I was about ready to pop and I choked so hard that I peed on myself... at the time I thought my water broke so I called my family and friends and told everyone my water broke ... my brother even rushed over from football practice with some of his friends to check on me and I had to explain that I really just peed on myself. It was so embarrassing yet hilarious at the same time.
At about 20 weeks with my current pregnancy I was talking to my mom on the phone and sneezed 3 times in a row. When I sneezed for the third time literally sprayed pee. Out of my shorts. It was terrible. I didnt say anything because I was in shock until my mom said "are you still there?" Then I screamed "oh my god mom I peed and its on the floor! Why did that happen!?!?!"
Instead if helping me or comforting me she laughed so hard she was coughing like a good mom lol.
And of course my hubby heard and came into the hallway and asked me if he needed to get out the puppy pads that we had left. I was so embarrassed!!! It hasn't happened sense and I haven't been allowed to live it down either!
Instead if helping me or comforting me she laughed so hard she was coughing like a good mom lol.
And of course my hubby heard and came into the hallway and asked me if he needed to get out the puppy pads that we had left. I was so embarrassed!!! It hasn't happened sense and I haven't been allowed to live it down either!
My hubby had gotten me a new phone and i took the back piece off so i could put my sim card in and transfer stuff to the new phone.The phone case slides over the front of the phone or u can snap the phone into the case so that the screen is showing.After getting what i neede. Done i start to look for the back piece to put it back on and i cant find it.I had put it on top of the case so im telling my husband "i know i left it right there i didnt move it.After ten minutes i start getting frustrated,my hubby is telling me to calm down,he's helping me look for it.I start throwing stuff and getting angry,soon i dropped on the beg and started crying lol overly emotional.My husband was looking at me crazy n says its just a back piece.n i say yea but i need tht u just gave me this phone and somethings already lost.This goes on for another twelve minutes and im still crying.Suddenly my hubby reaches for the phone case again and starts laughing at me.I look at him mad n say nothings funny.He says bae....your on crack.Laughing he pulls the back piece out of the phone case.It had snapped in place and i couldnt tell it was in there.lol i felt dumb it was funny.just two months ago.
Awe lol naru89 id be a little embarrassed too but that's cute, its really cute when baby bumps get in the way lol
Last week i decided to do some bakeing for my husband cause hes been awsome it took me quite a while since alot of things were just out of reach when i was done i brought out the plate of cookies all proud. My husband started laughing i had covered my whole belly in flour and had not notice i was so red lol
The garbage bag in the bed sounds like something my husband would do lol too funny
Omg amy, you win the award for most embarrassing!! All these stories are funny, but wow, lol you poor thing! Glad im pregnant over winter.... No outdoor excursions for me!!
Im glad i started this topic, cuz im sure im not the only one that has been feeling down n could use a good laugh :) but may life throw many embarrassing challenges our way during pregnancy that we can all look back on down the road n laugh
Omg Ladies These Stories Are hilarious And Although Some Really Embarrassing I Am So Glad U Shared. Really Lifted My Spirits. This Will Be My First Child And I Hope I Have Stories To Share As Good As U Ladies'.
I've had gas and diarrhea extremely badly with my pregnancy... that being said I'm a massage therapist and when I went to get up from my chair to move to the arm's of a client during a massage, I accidentally farted and **** myself. Ugh... so embarrassing. Luckily it was one of my regulars and she wasn't horrified.
Omg Amy that is terrible!! I'm sorry but it is so funny! I couldnt imagine that but I seriously laughed at these
Ten years ago when I was about 6 months pregnant with my son I had really bad stomach issues. I would get horrible stomach pains and then have to GO immediately. Well my now-ex's mother and his cousin and aunt who were visiting from Colombia wanted to take me with them over to Fire Island. (I live on Long Island,NY). It's a pretty cool place if you've ever been there and hard to describe if you haven't. It's a small strip of land with the ocean on one side and the bay on the other and it's mostly a summer place with just a few small town areas, no cars or roads just boardwalks and people ride bicycles. In between the little towns are long expanses of just boardwalks and houses surrounded by forests of bamboo. Well, we ate at one of the little towns and then proceeded to walk to the next one which was prob about 25 minute walk away when my stomach pains hit like never before. I broke out in a cold sweat, felt like I was going to faint and saw colors flashing in front if my eyes. I was desperate to hold it in because there were NO bathrooms and I was with my ex's mom and two overseas relatives who had never met me before. I thought about banging on someone's door and begging to use their bathroom but that would be pretty embarrassing too. Well, I probably managed to hold it in for about ten minutes when I suddenly just had to bolt off the boardwalk and try to get as far into the bamboo as possible and just squat and let it go. I'm sure they saw everything because bamboo are basically sticks so its not like you can hide behind them lol it was so humiliating and there were other people walking down the boardwalk by me too! Plus, no toilet paper and bamboo don't really have big leaves...
Lmao, he must've not wanted the sheets or bed to get wet lol that's too funny, i hope i don't have anything embarrassing this time especially with my bf lol
Omg and at the end of my last pregnancy I was maybe like 37 weeks or so... I climbed into bed & laid down but kept hearing this crunch sound when I moved. I pulled back the sheet and he had put a garbage bag on my side. He said it was "incase my water broke while I was sleeping" lol ugh MEN!!!
Lol I was mortified. Like seriously. I know myself personally would've FLIPPED if somebody threw up undigested noodles on MY head. Ewww lol but he was somehow understanding. & now the whole passing gas thing is no bog deal. Glad I got that out the way lol.
Omg those are hilarious, id be so embarrassed if i puked all over my bf, let alone i can't even fart infront of him cuz he thinks bodily functions except burping is nasty, n i would've died on the exam table if my obgyn n bf had a conversation like that even if they were joking lmao wow good one ladies
I woke up, stood up and had a gush of fluid come out. My sisters made me call dr, who had me go to the hospital to be hooked up to a contraction measuring thing, had to go through the process of vaginal exam to see if there was amniotic fluid. After a few hours of monitoring, turns out.... The baby kicked my bladder and it leaked while i was sleeping and gravity brought it down when i stood up. Short answer: i peed myself. Lol. Oh but while at the hospital my HILARRRIOUS guy, ( when the dr (young guy around our age)pulled the light over to do the exam) said "oh hes setting the mood lighting!" And then when he was checking my cervix my guy said " jeeze, you could have taken her to dinner first!" Dr & nurse laughed, and then dr made a joke that these nifty beds that turn into exam beds w/ stirrups are not sold for personal use! Lol. All in all it was funny, but awkward, and i told him he better not befriend my obgyn, thatd be a weird hangout! Lol & ill prob hurt him during labor if he makes jokes.
When I was pregnant with my now two year old I had "ALL DAY SICKNESS" lol really bad. I got myself to a point that I felt awful one day & knew I had to eat something. NOTHING sounded good & my husband offered to make me whatever I wanted. For god knows what reason I chose ramen noodles. He brought them to me in bed & sat down next to me. I got through almost half the bowl when I realized they were about to come back up. I screamed MOVE & put my hand over my mouth but my husn just sat there. I had to get over him to get to the bathroom. My mouth filled up abd I cOuldn't hold it in so I started puking ALL OVER him. He grabbed the cover & tried to shield his head bit it didn't work. Lol. I fell to the floor & crawled to the bathroom throwing up and FARTING the entire way. (He had yet to ever hear me pass gas). I was so embarrassed I laid on the floor next to the toilet crying. Thank God he was a trooper lol because he cleaned up my mess & didn't complain a bit. That by far was the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me in pregnancy. Shitt probably EVER. Lol
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