Ezza04, that made me giggle. You can buy "I'm a Fifty Shades baby" vests and t shirts online!
Not trying works well in my experience...but after 2yrs it probably is time to see the doc, just to make sure that there is no reason for your trouble concieving. Good Luck
I was trying for over 2 and a half years with my second, I thought it may have been my partner but it was actually me, I wasn't ovulating, she put me on clomid, which made me ovulate but still wasn't getting pregnant. I then went off it sorted just gave up and belive it or not but started reading 50 shades of grey, and finally I have fallen pregnant and am nearly 8 weeks. U should def go see ur gp, and get tested or even ur partner tested. Good luck and I hope u have some good news soon.
U need to see a fertility specialist if it's been 2 years