need a good laugh

[mommyofaria]

Anybody have any funny pregnancy stories? Like when your hormones get the best of you? Or you become forgetful? I think we all could use a good laugh or two :)

[Toni100388]

@mommyofaria that was hilarious about the whopper. That's all I've been wanting them things are so good.

[Godisfaithful]

I went to the dr. for a routine exam and was having contractions. They admitted me bc my baby's heart-rate decreased every time I had a contraction. So they had me in the hospital what seemed like forever; but was only several days. When you're concerned about your baby, days seem forever. Anyway, they would let me eat bc I could deliver any day. So I think I was on my 3rd or 4th day and I decided I was fed up. It was late & my husband (boyfriend then) went home to check on our 5 year old, so I laid in bed and planned my escape; with iv & all. I didn't know how I was going to get home because my husband had the car. I thought I'd hitch hike (yeah, I was desperate & hungry). I got up, put on my robe and got up to sneak out. The nurse came in just as I got on my robe & realized what I was doing. She said "if you waited a little longer you would have made it". I broke down & cried. 1 or 2 days later, we had a 5lb 10oz baby boy. I guess staying was the best decision (lol).

[mommyofaria]

Lmao throwing my sandwich away would have had me in tears!! Exp now because when your pregnant and your hungry someone better watch out

[cnj76]

I was making a sandwich.. got everything perfect on it. I was sooo hungry for it, too.... I always make my sandwich and then clean up the mess and put the mayo and things back up then eat..... Well, I went too far the last time and as I was making my sandwich, I started drooling. I mean it looked amazing LOL... I started to clean and then as I was sitting down I realized I threw my sandwich away!! I used the last bit of bread and everything!!! I was SO UPSET Lol

[Sydneylilyrose]

I have put the kettle in the fridge & the milk on top of the microwave where the kettle goes... More than once lmao!!

[mommyofaria]

So I completely forgot that some.months have five weeks...and while looking at a calendar and marking the days off I texted my bestfriend and told her the doctors had.my due date wrong lmao....I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she was laughing until I looked at the calendar about six times to finally.figure out I was wrong :/ lol

[laceylace_2004]

Oh, another funny. It was a monsoon outside, and dumb me thought our dishwasher was messing up cuz it was so loud. This happened the same night as me not being able to count to 4. So glad I stayed indoors that day!

[laceylace_2004]

He found it 5 minutes after I put it in there. So far with this pregnancy, I couldn't compute that four people could sit at our dinner table that had four chairs. I'm only 20 Weeks so who knows what else my pregnancy brain will do!

[laceylace_2004]

I was putting up groceries, and instead of putting up the butter,I put my cell phone in it's place. After 45 minutes, I realized the butter was left on the counter. So, I opened the fridge and put the butter on top of my phone. A week later, I heard my fridge ringing, and I found it! I'm surprised it still worked! My husband also found a gallon on milk in the cabinet. Luckily,

[mommyofaria]

I was so hungry that all I wanted was pancakes...it was about three in THE morning and I woke my bd up.. so he got up by then which was only about five minutes later. I couldn't decide if I wanted a whooper or pancakes.....finally he had got So irritated that he said look what do you want to eat...and I broke down...Lmbo I was like your yelling at me and I just wanted something to eat to
feed your daughter....that you helped me to create.....and he was seriously in awe.....he left and came back.with a full whooper meal and a stack of pancakes lol.

[mandamouse21]

In the begining of my pregnancy I was watching breakin dawn part 1 and the scene when jacob breaks away from his pack to protect bella made me bust into tears, idk why but only that part did. Looking back I laugh about it.

[JRW93]

I was at the doctors and the receptionist wasn't at her desk and I started crying.  I was only standing there for like 2mins b4 she came 2 the window lol