LOL. Been there with you on this. I was afraid I was getting so mad at the things I was putting together that I might just break it in a rage!!
Anyway, your post cracked me up!
Oh man wasn't sure if it was the hormones but I've never gotten so angry or cursed so much trying to assemble something. The rock n play, pack n play, and swing almost did me in. You want it to be perfect for baby but holy crap the directions suck and I spilt water on the English section of one and had to go with Spanish directions pictures to assemble!
Whew, good for you!! You almost need an engineering these days to get these contraptions put together. :>) Enjoy!!
I had to do all my 4 piece nursery set on my own , it's so friggin hard !
Having a baby is hard enough ... They should just give you the crib already set up lol