Some randomer came up to me last week and said "awww so you're pregnant... shame a pretty girl like you is going to have a ruined vagina" i was like what a tw*t lol xXx
With my firstborn, i was in for my first vag exam, and my midwife got all excited and was like, oh my goodness your cervix is beautiful! Just textbook! I wish our student in training was here today etc lol. And the whole time im there with my feet in the stirrups like ummmm thanks? Can we be done now? Lol. Haha I was glad i had a different midwife at the next appt.
I was at work (cashier) and some lady told me to come to work really hung over the next day (it was going to be a really busy day) I turned to the side and she was like omg ignore that comment, I'm so sorry! I laughed and said it was ok!
Lol Gordon someone asked me if I wanted alcohol too I just smiled and said no thank you. They didn't even realize.. but they were pretty drunk anyway. And then I was telling my boyfriend I wanted a margarita. He said well you can just have one. I told him this is why men can't get pregnant. Then he tried to compare wine and tequila.. Smh
Went out to eat at Red Robin on Monday and was asked if I wanted a Mai Tai.....uh yes!!!! But hello?! Do you not see my belly?! the waitress was so embarrassed. I just laughed, told her it was okay and that I would have a pink lemonade instead : ) I took it as a compliment. Good thing I have self control over alcohol..lol
I have two daughters and this new pregnancy. My oldest is dark hair dark eyes dark skin. My mom is a spaniard so she took after her and my lil sis is very dark also. My youngest is pink skin honey eyes and red hair. And now I'm pregnant. People will ask me if my youngest and the new baby have the same father....ummm they all do, you dumb idiots. I seriously get asked this like all the time
I get asked if I can feel my baby's eyes open and close, can I read his mind, can I hear him swoosh around in my belly, oh and an old lady asked me what my belly button looked like! Lol
It was awkward! I was just thinking, omg please don't keep talking to me
Hahaha omg! What is wrong with people they say the most craziest things! Lol
Lol wowww that woulda been soo akward for me ^^^
I was at the store the other day and some older man, biker with a long pony tail, came up to me n said "want me to induce labor for you?" I just laughed. But it seemed kinda dirty to me lol
Mine was at my last ultrasound at 35 weeks... The te h says "wow u have a very pretty placenta!!" Wtf I was like umm thanks I guess lol she sais this does not look like a third trimester placenta... U can tell u have been taking.Care of.urself. very pretty hahaha
Some random guy came up to me and asked me what does it feel like to be pregnant. i was like ummmm idk normal?? lol
I get the funniest questions from men/boys. They ask me to describe what the kicks feel like and if I can hear the babies thoughts. My little cousin asked me what the baby wants to be when it grows up.