you know your pregnant when......people start asking why your getting fatter......dammit lol
i dont think this one has been done yet..but I'm too lazy to read them all again to find out, lol!!!
You know you're pregnant when you go buy new slip on shoes because you can nolonger bend over to tie the ones you have!!!
You know you're pregnant when your toddler follows you around the house walking like a penguin and says "Look I'm Mommy"
You know your pregnant when your belly becomes the perfect spot to put a plate of food. Table? Who needs a table.
Yes...Yes.. I agree!!!
You know you're pregnant when you change your shoes but forget to change one because you get sidetracked and cant see to know that you are wearing two different shoes.
Lol!!! I actually did this once with my second little girl. Thank goodness I was just around the house. I changed out of my work shoes into my comfy shoes and forgot to change the other one after having to tend to my toddler.
me again: you know your pregnant when your finding strangers staring at your chest even w/a sweater on.. (huge bb's!) lol
i love the baby is the belly7button thats freaggin adorable.
oh please....there's nothing sexier than saying "honey you're squashing the baby" ROFL
you know you're pregnant when suddenly it feels like you're sitting ON the steering wheel even though your seat is back as far as it can go with you still being able to reach the pedals.
that is too cute...
You know you're pregnant when...Your 7 year old tells you that you are getting fat. Lol!!!
and...and...when your belly gets in the way when you are making love!!! :-)
You know your pregnant when your 3 year old starts talking into your belly button.
and
when she freaks out because she thinks your belly button popping out is actually the baby's finger poking out. =)
when your ankles look like cankles and you stop shaving your pubic hair into a neat rectangle, lol...hell you just stop shaving it period!
im so glad i started this thread its turned out wonderful!
you know your pregnant when every name out of someones lips, on tv, in a book, or anywhere becomes a possible baby name!!!!
You know your pregnant when you have to get up 5 times a night to pee like an incontinant old person
And
You know your pregnant when your db has to do up your shoes for you before you go out!!
You know your pregnant when you forget what the last color toe nail polish you put on, because you can no longer see your feet!!
Sorry if this is lame, you gals came up with some great ones!! I was smiling ear to ear!!
Okay I just have to say that the two of these I can relate to most would have to be the rubber band on the pants (loved that) and man my tummy would always feel like my shirt was going to catch fire while I was cooking.
You know you're pregnant when seeing your "poopoo" green doesn't scare you.
You know you're pregnant when people are constantly rubbing your tummy and not one of them has gotten slapped (yet).
And as a side note, I love the Campbell's soup one... I cried like a baby at a Humane Society commercial that showed homeless/sick animals with a Sarah McLaughlin song playing in the background (my DH thought it was quite funny... me, not the commercial). =)
I know I've done a lot of these, but this is so much fun and I'm reading someone's blog right now about what she's packed for her induction on Tues. So that is what has inspired me to say:
You know you've BEEN pregnant when you can read through someone's toiletry list and be excited about her impending delivery!!!
OMG! All of these are cracking me up...
You know you're pregnant when you're excited to take pictures of your bulging belly!
You know you're pregnant when there's a pile of food on your cubicle desk and people passing by don't say anything but just smile... That happens to me all the time now!
You know you're pregnant when you REQUEST for the doctor to do a pelvic exam to make sure everythings ok.
Ain't it the truth, hopefullymommy?! I felt like that last night so much I was really upset about it.
Anyway, you know you're pregnant when you're HAPPY to be going in for a doctor appointment.
You know you're pregnant...when you are suddenly not the sweet, loving, caring woman you once were anymore.
You know you're pregnant when you gotta ask your hubby to paint your toenails cuz you can't reach!!