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350801 tn?1201924763

Afternoon Humor

  Dusty Underwear

  One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your underwear in Slim Fast.  Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!"   His wife was not amused
and
decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

  The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the hell is this??," he said to himself as a little "dust"
cloud appeared when he shook them out.  "April," he hollered into the
bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"  She replied
with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."








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Avatar universal
HAHAHAHAHA

Vote for Hilary!!
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lolololololololololoololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dont get dizzy!!!!!
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now I am going to have to flip back and forth to read both sides
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I didn't know that about "the other sider" I was happy to be on this side
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350801 tn?1201924763
Sorry Avisg. This has gotten out of hand.
Seems like a mini-mutiny almost.
Thanks for keeping us focused on this issues at hand -
Shelly
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Know you do that all by yourself.
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i don;t think avis meant any offence at all guys. it is true, ive seen med help delete many jokes and stuff. ive had songs i listed on here deleted. i think she was just telling you that so it won't get lost and deleted completely

and yes i loved that joke and one that i will remember and tell to others, haha.
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199177 tn?1490498534
I thought it was funny ....that not what i am saying ....i am letting her know to post it on the other side med help will delate it on the side becasue we are not supposed to post jokes ...if you want to make me the bad guy for letting you know feel free
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hehehehehe. I think it is healthy to laugh!!!!!!  It is nice to not have to dwell on my problems for one moment.
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350801 tn?1201924763
Uhh Ohhh.....
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To those that do not have a sense of humor..........  that is really sad.  Avis, if you do not like it, then why waste your time commenting.......  
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404630 tn?1204287870
that was really funny lol
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199177 tn?1490498534
cathy , yes that is what the other side is for ....so there should be ,,,
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340590 tn?1290952141
I AGREE WITH YOU ANGEL AND THANK YOU SHELLY FOR POSTING IT ON THIS SIDE I SELDOM GO TO THE OTHER SIDE AND I ENJOYED THE HUMOR!!!!!
CATHY
P. S. THERE ARE OTHER POST ON THIS SIDE THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WITHDRAWING WITH LOTS OF REPLIES NONE OF THE SAYING PLEASE POST ON THE OTHER SIDE?  JUST MY OBSERVATION.
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199177 tn?1490498534
I am just letting you know becase med help will delate it ...........on this side
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Avatar universal
We all need a laugh sometimes!!!!!  
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LOVE IT!!!!!  LOL
r2r
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350801 tn?1201924763
Yes sir.
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199177 tn?1490498534
shelly next time can you put the jokes on the social addiction side :)
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Avatar universal
now after my **** day, that made me laugh!
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