"Live from the Forum"

[pegatha1981]

Does anyone have any humorous stories (that you can tell) you've experienced along the way. Life surely has it's moments, and i know it helps me when i can try to find the "humor" in them. I think laughter is so healing, and puts a different spin on things.

I kinda borrowed this idea from one of the other forums i posted on, and i really don't think they'll mind. It's something i  thought about doing anyway, but wasn't sure if it was okay. After seeing the responses on the other one, i thought i'd give it a try here since this is where i usually gravitate to. I'll start with one that i can mention and did...


I have had my moments with anxiety...and it just makes me want to jump tables and chairs to get the @#$% outa there!  I have had to exit abruptly a few times. However, this situation was more about the entrance i made. I had applied for a job that i really wanted, and got a call back for an interview. I guess i was understandably a little nervous about it, but thought i had it under control. As i walked thru the front door of the building, the (high) heel of my shoe somehow managed to get caught in the hem of my skirt!  It was caught from the back, and i immediately went down to my knees and somehow seemed to pick up speed, as i slid right up to the receptionist's desk!  I was so embarrassed and didn't know what to say...so i just put my hands together like i was praying and said, "Do ya think i'll get the job?"  She just looked at me, but the funny part about it was the guy i was to be interviewing with was standing at the back of the office. I waved at him when i came in, and he waved back over the cubicles...then i was immediately out of site.  Needless to say, i didn't get the job...it was an "Insurance" company. They probably figured i couldn't even make it thru the front door...so, oh well...it was, and is still funny to me :o)

Peg

[dominosarah]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[outotown]

This didnt happen to me but i was standing there when it happened and there was nut'n to do but say oopp's
I was working with a guy and he was a complet starnger, we had eat lunch, and went back to work, I worked on mobile homes and he was up from one of the factories helping repair a wall that was built crooked. This was a display home and only had part of the electric hooked up and no water or plumping.
Well he said i have to go to the bath room, so i said you cant go there, thier is no water or sewer. So as he stood there with his legs kinda crossed, he said where is the closest b/room, I said at the main office, bout 100 yards away. So there was an awful gurgleing sound and a very strang look on his face, while he said TOO LATE
I mean what do you say to a complete stranger who just craped his self while talking too you.
Im laughing so hard now I can barley write.