Is it just me or do men have a major problems

[starfish1963]

with control over the remote????  I just don't understand it, they watch 5 miniutes of something and flip to something else.  Bugs the tar out of me.  Am I the only one???
lol

[flmagi]

lol lol Pledge on the floor !!! My husband used it as air freshner once after cooking fish.
You guys can be funny.

[starfish1963]

Hmm a weapon, that's inspiring ;) and could be very theriputic ;) ;)

[VicUser]

LMOA hey us guy can never win! He tried right? He should get points for that. As far as the mute button, that would bug me too, we have a DVR so we simply hit the pause button and then rewind if necessary. the problem is my wife is technically challenged so when she fast forwards through the commercials of a recorded show we spend more time finding where the show begins than if we watched the commercial. Oh, she also has found that her remote makes a great weapon to smack me with.

[dominosarah]

We have a hardwood floor in the living room so i was on a mission one day and trying to prove a point that i am not the only one who can pick up a broom and sweep and that i DO NOT carry that extra gene that makes me want to clean all the time.  So anyhow i leave and come home about an hour later and i walk in and it smells really good in here.  I took one step on the floor and just about killed myself.  He had sprayed Pledge on the floor.  Thought it would hold down the dust and make the floor shine!!!!!!  The only thing it did was shine my a$$ when i landed on it!!!!!

[dominosarah]

The remote itself isnt a problem here its just the buttons that are.  I swear to god if he hits the mute button one more time i am going to flipsh!t.  If i am watching something and he wants to talk he hits the mute.  If the cat walks by he hits the mute, everything MUTE MUTE MUTE!!!!!  

[VicUser]

we solve the remote problem, his and hers remotes!!! the cable company only charges a couple bucks a month for the second one. (it controls the TV and DVR)

[GoingToMakeIt]

I have many times thought there should be a remote locator. Hmm, patent time.

[starfish1963]

No that would be the civil war all over again lol
he's a cracker Im from up north lol

[alienshadow]

Yeah it would be cool our luck somebody has read this already and they have already applied for a patent

[GoingToMakeIt]

We had to get a new cable box. The guy said here, keep the old remote so you can both have one. See, there is always a solution!

[starfish1963]

hey now your on to something, we could get rich designing that

[alienshadow]

Well I better get that thing that sounds off like when you lose your car keys
beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppp

[starfish1963]

You go girl, I love your spunk :)
I should just hide it once in awhile just to see what happens ;) ;)

[NautyOne]

Vic.......Lmao!!!!  thats too funny. And, as far as the remote, Nobody touches my remote not husband, friend, dog or cat.....even crow, Or you will die !!!  lol.  Even when I go to a strangers house the first thing I look for is the REMOTE.......hahahhaha....oh, thats funny.

Nauty........

[alienshadow]

LOL

[VicUser]

I don't remember what brand it was but I had a very clean floor by the time I got all the suds cleaned up

[starfish1963]

lol now that is funny, I hope it wasn't dawn that stuff is strong lol

[VicUser]

Did you know that you shouldn't use regular dish soap in the dishwasher? I learned this lesson the hard way, lol

[starfish1963]

Use your toothbrush of course :)

[alienshadow]

Hope I made you laugh by the way how do you let the water out of the sink?

[starfish1963]

That's great.  I just posted this to lighten things up alittle and get people laughing.  I love to laugh, just what the doctor ordered :)

[alienshadow]

Sorry but you know how MEN are its like having ADHD on saturday for me too much football to see Lucky for me my wife is a big sports fan also
So we dont have that problem here

[starfish1963]

heck if I know, I do it the old fashion way with the buttons and keep it on the same station :P like normal people do ;)
lol

[alienshadow]

LOL I went in there and I flushed and flushed but it didnt look any better
Helll wheres the d am remote