Oh that is funnie..All of them..AND Sarah..I hate wearing a BRA..YEK..But have to now....I can not get Cell Phone out here so I do not have that issue..Oh Yes I go into the Bathroom and I was suppose to go into the Kitchen for something...I stand there for a moment and have to ask "What am I doing" Hummm....Brain Farts....OH Yes now I know what they mean by that "PINK CLOUD" They always say at meetings or in any of the reading...Daaa It took 6 month and I mean Knock me off my Perch..Tweet, Tweet..You guys that have some time in most likely smile when we come on new and are going like a Bat at of H*ll...lol to you oltimers on here....
Oh...this morning I threw my bathrobe on the toilet seat...but the catch is...the lid wasn't down!!!
Got in the car one morning to go to work, still had my slippers on! I was looking for a key the other day...tore my purse apart and couldn't find it. Went back and decided for one more look. It was hidden underneath my lipstick! Was wearing my sunglasses indoor the other day (they are bifocal) to read something instead of my regular reading glasses!! Derrrrrr!!! And I too am always missing things when I proof at work. I might have to print something several times before I catch all the typo's. I do silly stuff like walk into a room, forget why I was there, turn around, then remember what I was going to do. Forget names, numbers, words, where I was driving too! LOL...wait...I did all these things before...ha ha ha ha! Oh, did I mention I'm a klutz now more than ever too??
Since i hate clothes and shoes i head out of the house quite often with no shoes on. The worst is when i head to work and realize i forgot my bra! I need to find a community where clothes and shoes are not required.
Oh jimmi that was good one...Are you sure it was the Hospital you drop the person off at????Ha.. lol
Vickie, 14 years clean and I still have those moments LoL talk about embarrassing my Partner and I just finished a job bringing a unresponsive Pt to the Hospital I Tech the call when we were done my Partner had to use the bathroom so I went out to the Ambulance to finish the paper work. As I'm doing my paper work I looked out the front window to see my partner get into another Ambulance? I rolled down the window, laughed and said your in wrong Ambulance turns out she was in the right Ambulance me not so much LoL embarrassing :0/
I was at a second hand store looking at curtains for my room I was repainting. I couldn't make up my mind, so I went out to my car to get a quart sized can of it to match up. I picked which curtains I liked best, started to head back to put the other set back and suddenly realized I left my paint can in the Home Depot bag on the counter up front.....this is where it gets good...
I turned around immediately (which was nano seconds) headed back to counter and my plastic bag and paint can was gone! The gal asked what was wrong, I told her. She runs out in parking lot to check to see if someone picked it up. Another clerk starts checking around and another starts to go back to see if someone turned it in. Meanwhile I'm clucking like a mad hen saying "who would steal a small can of paint", "that just pisses me off", "what would someone do with a quart of special paint", "I just bought that: etc. Then I tell the clerk "well, I will just pay for this curtain". She looks at me and says "does it look like that paint can hanging off your arm?" OMG! I forgot I had looped the bag handles over my arm while carrying my purse and curtains. I laid my head on the counter and started laughing. The clerk says "I think you are ready to go home". LOL! Wowsa!