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How to drive people insane
20 Ways To drive people insane
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask how Much They Are Wiiling To Pay And Then say your Lawyer will fax them the forms to fill out.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it, "Requests For Raises Or Promotions."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with " According To My Grandmother."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk and shout, " Has Anyone Seen My Sheep?"
10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat With A Serious Face
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". Then say," But I'm Not Telling You Where!"
12. Sing Along At The Opera Even If You Don't Know The Words
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area,Play tropical Sounds All Day and Shout,"Send Out For More Off.
15.One Day In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, "Canvas Back."
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We Are Going to Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask how Much They Are Wiiling To Pay And Then say your Lawyer will fax them the forms to fill out.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it, "Requests For Raises Or Promotions."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with " According To My Grandmother."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk and shout, " Has Anyone Seen My Sheep?"
10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat With A Serious Face
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". Then say," But I'm Not Telling You Where!"
12. Sing Along At The Opera Even If You Don't Know The Words
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area,Play tropical Sounds All Day and Shout,"Send Out For More Off.
15.One Day In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, "Canvas Back."
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We Are Going to Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy.
COMMUNITY LEADER
Speaking of coffee, Have you had your coffee this morning Jim? How are you doing?
I like the one about switching the coffee to decaf for 3 weeks then to espresso...lol
sara - we would be in sad shape during those 3 weeks huh? lol
sara - we would be in sad shape during those 3 weeks huh? lol
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