give it to the chickens!!!!! LOL
Okay someone explain about the chickens.I must have missed something earlier.I feel out of the loop now.
she has chickens on her farm that drive her nuts!!!!!
They aint my chickens Kim, they belong to my son that lives next door...but they have decided they like my yard better, they like my flower beds, my carport, my sidewalk and they leave little presents everywhere they go...and if I want fertlizer, I will go buy some!LOL I keep a BB gun locked and loaded just for their little tail feathers..My dogs are scared of them...I hate all chickens that are alive...sorry chicken lovers...
Chick chick chick chick chicken......
Lay a little egg for me.....
LOL
Dont tell her i said this but she secretly has pet names for all of them!!!!
Really???
Like what....spills the beans!!! Tell me. lol
are you hav'n chicken dinner tonight, if so i'll be there
I feel like chicken tonight....chicken tonight! LOL
OK!!! Im crav'n in my sleep, what is uo with that I dreamed i had 120 perc 10s i mixed them all in a drink to get high, and in my dream it felt sooooooo good, bout like et'n chicken I woke up and thought WOW!!!! That was great better than a certian type dream. I didnot cave it will be 1 month tomarrow!!!!
The dreams will lessen with time. Get yourself busy, crank up the music and try and shake the dream. I had dreams about robbing pharmacies.....it is normal to have these but just remember they are just dreams. You are strong and this will pass......we will be happy dancing again tomorrow.................sara
ok, there a 2 big rooster, 2 big hens and 4 baby chicks..Their names are ****,*******,*****,******* (thats the big ones)LOL the littles ones are all JRs. Yes, I have dreamed of killing all of them, having chicken and dumplings, bbq chicken, fried chicken and inviting son to come eat..Talking about eggs...son found a hidden nest in house shed (way out back) 23 eggs! Kids have a time throwing them..stupid chickens have nesting boxes, but do they lay eggs there???NO! You know chickens are stupid, when I either spray them with the waterhose or pop them in the butt with a bb...they just keep coming back..I should have made a list of rules when we gave son that land...NO farm animals..I HATE CHICKENS....
Totsie59:
Am i correct in saying you DONT LIKE chickens?? hahahaha
What have to poor lil things ever done to you?? LMFAO
They are not mine first of all..LOL I have all the animals I want or need...3 cats, 3 1/2 dogs..lots of wild critters..deer,birds, even coyotes in woods, squirrels, rabbits..etc.(they are not pets). But, what chickens do daily is tear up flower beds, S*** everywhere, cant even walk out on my carport with watching where I step..Hubby said our lawn should look really nice this yr. LOL Sometimes they even chase us..LOL They come to my bedroom window and CROW at the butt crack of dawn EVERYDAY. Now I WILL send you however many you want...LOL Keep wishing the coyotes would eat them...Yes PETA will probally come after me now....:)
Hahahahahahahahahahah toooooo funny!
So you REALLY dont like chickens then? Hahahahaha (only joking)
No please explain why you have only 3 and a 1/2 dogs....i dont get it?? LOL
You got just the head and front legs or something?? Hee hee
Well, we have 2 large dogs (both adopted from pound) a Boston Terrier (grandsons) and the half dog, well he is a rat terrier...he is scared of his own shadow, he whines all the time and he is about the size of a small squirrel...He really does not belong to us, again my son is his owner, but like his brothers and sisters (the chickens) he perfers my house. Oh yeah, he pees on everything..and one ear stands up the other is just limp...he is a poor looking thang, LOL Really he is okay, kinda of a funny little guy..keeps us laughing. He drives my beagle crazy, he is so in love with her...(shes fixed dont worry) she cant move without him up under her. Big ole healthy beagle and little tiny tim, what a sight.LOl
My pc is acting much better at the moment...I think outoftown scared it into acting right...like I said at the moment...still have the hammer close by.
Poor chickens.............LMAO!!!!
Poor chickens my A**! The only good chicken is a dead chicken...the ones I buy at the store..no feathers..no head...no feet...no crowing...LOL