Craziest thing...

[Xcalibure]

What was the craziest thing you saw today?  Today I saw a homeless man refuse money from someone based on the fact he simply did not like the charitable individuals shoe choice.  

I've also learned I share a clock with backwards man.  You see everyday that I hit the bike trail I pass a gentleman wearing his clothes backwards, and you guessed it, walking backwards.  He's always at the same exact spot walking as I ride by so he must start the same time everyday like I do.  One day I'm going to stop and ask him his story.  

[BarbRTR]

I saw a vehicle today. It was an old camero or IROC ( get them confused) late 80's model. Every panel was a different color. Black, purple, orange, yellow and neon green. It had a trailer hitch on the back, pulling a truck bed. That's it. The cab was cut out of the truck. It was a new Camero truck lol.

Guy driving was a cross between the guys on Duck Dynasty and the Beach Boys. Camo pants, hunting boots. Tie die neon shirt. Dark tangled beard and bleach blond hair and eyebrows. Watching his wife/gf load all the heavy stuff into the truck part, while he watched her, leaning against a pole, smoking his cig.

But I had to take a pic because it was parked in the fire lane of wal Mart

So I got the car/truck with Wal mart sign above it. Figured I'd send it to the "People of Wal Mart" site.

[allmymarbles]

If you liked my first one, you will love this one for its lack of commas::
"I like cooking my family and my pets."

[Heather8448]

I saw a pt run but naked down the hall today yelling "I want a snack I want a snak..." FUN TIMES

[Xcalibure]

I saw a pissed off customer punch an employee in Target today.  Then when security stepped in to apprehend the customer and had to use force, the customer starting crying for the police because she was being assaulted.  Guess the employee she punched didn't have any right to feel the same way 3 minutes before.

[VICourageous]

LMAO On That one allmymarbles!!! That was good!

I do remember when I was young I saw a sign at a restaurant,store and gas station said; "Eat at Beans and get Gas"

[allmymarbles]

Or - a sign by the side of the road offering a dog for adoption to a good home. It said that "it ate anything and liked children."

[mommymarieme]

This afternoon I needed a laugh my son kept begging me for McDonald's pancakes but it was eleven therefore not breakfast time so I said well call them and tell them. So he said fine and i called them for him and he kept saying I want pancakes and they kept telling him breakfast is over at 10 and he said give me my pancakes now that went on for about five minutes. It was so funny and cute in his little voice. They got a good laugh too ;)

[mommymarieme]

I saw a man holding a sign about a month ago outside of walmart saying I just got my prescription filled!! I was like are you freakin kidding me I had to drive back around to make sure I saw it correctly. Crazy....... my favorite was when I was in texas he was an alien trying to get back to his spaceship lol I gave  him money for that. I want my hubby to hold the sign too ugly to be a prostitute lol that is tooooooo funny!

[digger1976]

Lmao, L & R so funny!

[digger1976]

The craziest thing I saw today was the back of my eye lids, SLEEP IS EFFING AWESOME,

[ROSYouralright]

The most hilarious sign I ever saw was up north and it was a sign posted in these peoples yard on a busy road and it said UNASSEMBLED SNOW MEN FOR SALE!" LMAO! Even crazier is that she said TOURISTS actually buy one! She said it's a GREAT way to earn money AND get her yard decorated all in one shot!  I was cracking up!

[VICourageous]

OMG That was a good one..Just like the hooker one..Man I am in the Boons to much..I need some city life here..lol
I am coming to see you Toothy..I want to take a Gator home for my Dogs,..ha!!!

[toothfairie]

i saw a guy in downtown Orlando holding a sign that said  "i'm not gonna lie, i just want the money for beer"   lmao  

[VICourageous]

Well I did not go anywhere today..BUT I walked next door to my Moms and that Stupid crazy commercial came on with the guy saying he was a addict but no longer is..Uggggg That one gets to me..lol

[digger1976]

And I thought it was just us crazy Brits who were backward, lmao.

[allmymarbles]

My brother and I were both double-jointed. As kids we would dress backwards and walk backwards to  confuse people. It was lots of fun.

[digger1976]

Evan that is so funny, he deserved the money for being original, lol.

[zerokewl123]

umm ive been at home all day the craziest thing I saw was my car run full force at our screen door trying to get a bird :::the cats fine:::

[ROSYouralright]

LMAO ABN!! Now THATS original!! I would have given him a few bucks just for the laugh...

[Heather8448]

ABD I just remembered I gave a guy Mcdonalds this AM he was homeless, and he threw the food and bag on the ground walked away i went back and dug the $20.00 out of the bag and gave it to the other homeless guy that walked up

[Xcalibure]

That totally counts!  LOL

[ActingBrandNew]

I dont know if this is "crazy" but it was sure funny....well, his situation wasn't funny but his sign was. A man was pan-handling by the freeway on-ramp and his sign said, "Too ugly to be a hooker"....I had to give him some money for that one.

[Heather8448]

*embarrassed* FacePALM *Shakes Head*

[Xcalibure]

And your happy it happened so hush!