The Social Side

[theeagle]

Several years ago we had this part rockin' - - lots of lighthearted fun and games. The kind that we all need occcasionally.  Most of the "old timers" have gone about life - but I and several other multiple year folks are still around. And any help from newcomers is quite welcome and necessary for both of us.  i am still clean but I still need the tips and friendship that I find here.

So heerr is a joke for today

The farmer is in his backyard working on a tractor when the Game Warden pulls into the drive. The Game Warden tells the farmer that he is there to investigate reports of poaching on the farmers land. The farmer says "Okay - you can go anywhere but the south pasture" - - the Game Warden assumes a posture and he shows the farmer his badge and credentials. While doing this the Game Warden says this badge tells me that I can go anywhere that I want to. And the Game Warden takes off for the South pasture. The Game Warden is about half way across the pasrture when he notices tha huge old angry bull. The bull chartges and the Game Warden takes off running for his life. From the pasture fence at the side the Game Warden sees the farmer and the farmer is yelling, "This is the part that I love. Show HIM your badge!!

[theeagle]

Not only chiocolate - - but also strawberries!!  And a bottle of Dom to celebrate victory.......

[dominosarah]

Kachoo........there's 1, 39 more to go!

[theeagle]

And about me being listed as a female on my profile page........I didnt know about that one. But it does explain the pop-ups about ovulation trackers and BOB's that have been showing up!

Its just an old paranoid habit - - but sometimes I am not entirely truthful with some information. When weak, appear strong. And when strong, appear weak. SunYat Sen in "The Art of War" .......................................

[Happie1]

well that was a good month then. was there chocolate involed?

[theeagle]

I have been sneezing like crazy today from allergies and semi dispute your analogy to orgasms. I hope that I have been much closer to the real thing!! Oh - i see. Its a kid thing. They will learn fast enough in todays world.

i had forty orgasms once upon a time. Took me over a month to accomplish that one. And occassionaly I was alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[narla]

They say a sneeze building up and then releasing is the closest thing to an orgasm.

Has anyone read the book, "Where Did I Come From" it's aimed at young children and this is how they explained what an orgasm felt like.

Somehow I think if I could have 40 orgasms they would lose their appeal after a while.