The Social Side

[theeagle]

Several years ago we had this part rockin' - - lots of lighthearted fun and games. The kind that we all need occcasionally.  Most of the "old timers" have gone about life - but I and several other multiple year folks are still around. And any help from newcomers is quite welcome and necessary for both of us.  i am still clean but I still need the tips and friendship that I find here.

So heerr is a joke for today

The farmer is in his backyard working on a tractor when the Game Warden pulls into the drive. The Game Warden tells the farmer that he is there to investigate reports of poaching on the farmers land. The farmer says "Okay - you can go anywhere but the south pasture" - - the Game Warden assumes a posture and he shows the farmer his badge and credentials. While doing this the Game Warden says this badge tells me that I can go anywhere that I want to. And the Game Warden takes off for the South pasture. The Game Warden is about half way across the pasrture when he notices tha huge old angry bull. The bull chartges and the Game Warden takes off running for his life. From the pasture fence at the side the Game Warden sees the farmer and the farmer is yelling, "This is the part that I love. Show HIM your badge!!

[Bubulous]

Now that's funny....

[dominosarah]

Good One eagle!!

Oh this side used to be just nuts!!  We are lucky we didnt get arrested!!  lol

Mikeinthesouth and Crispy used to just crack me up.....Do you remember when they were so proud of their ovulation tracker??!!

[narla]

I miss the after dark cafe,it was a real hoot,

How's the pole Sara

[dominosarah]

Just make sure to back away from the pole Narla!!!!!!!!

AND.......leave the whip cream alone too!

[ANewLife4Me]

It IS you lol...yup I am pretty slow....lol

[tryingtocope39]

Haha, eagle, thats funny!
This side IS kinda quiet. Usually just stuff that gets booted from the other side. It would be nice to see it come to life! :)

[narla]

Me! I prefer the chocolate sauce remember,with home grown pureed mangoes. mmmmm

are you just wearing your red nail polish again,better watch out for those men in blue,
OOhh!!thats right you have them eating out of your hand.Don't You? LOL

[ANewLife4Me]

The person who comes to mind when it comes to the Social side is NautyOne.....now she was awesome :)

[vicki595]

Tiptoeing in....it's dark in here!!   And a mess!!   Where's Narla??  We need to clean up the place!  And where's bmdad?  I have an orgasm question to ask him!!

Guess I need to make some calls...

EWWWW!  The pole is dirty...

[dominosarah]

Ahh the boys in blue, dark sunglasses...........hmmm

Pole is dirty??????????  oops!!

[theeagle]

I seriously thought that we had that part about wearing stilletoes with the pole and whipped cream was a tad too much for here................Thats what happens when you change the house band I suppose........

Now just who does have the cleaning contract for the After Hours Cafe? Some things that you cant lick or slide on may need to be cleaned up!!

[avisg]

yes eagle we had some great times over here hopefully there will be more xxxooo

[narla]

I refuse to clean the pole,

Weren't we making bmdad do it.

I think I'll wear my roller skates this time and the leathers.

[dominosarah]

bmdad was supposed to be cleaning in his leopard print thong!!!

[narla]

And he complained when I chained him up in the bathroom,what did he expect LOL
And where the he!! is he?hiding in fear probably.

[vicki595]

Bmad left his thong in my car. GEEZ!!!     I do need to speak to him....Where are you Brian??    HELLOOOOO??

[amenhotepIV]

LOL the fun side of recovery.

[dominosarah]

I hope you have seat covers vicki!!

[theeagle]

Seat covers? You are one brave women sara - - I am currently in negotions with some old military types and I think that I can get them to clean......there will be contract negotians and, knowing them, narla's chocolate may well be a good bargaining chip!!  And these guys can procure the MOPP suits that are good to go against biological hazards..........after the episode with the Brasso - it was actuiall procured for the pole, you know.....And I have no idea how someone used it all up in the shower. And whats with the feathers? We dont let birds use the facilities...............Anyway - good chance that I can get them to clean properly!!  Then we can be back in action for real.........Have an Airborne Day!!!!

[narla]

MMMM men in uniform walking around the place,
Calm down Sara you have to share this time,you had all the firies and men in blue last time.
Let some others get a look in.

[dominosarah]

Eagle,  Do we have to get the Black Sheep Squadron in for a demonstration of what we do with the feathers?!!

[theeagle]

I dont know about the black sheep squadron but this old Vet from the 163rd would probably learn some new tricks or something....BTW do you use Eagle feathers at all?  just curious.......

[dominosarah]

Those boys are from the 125th

[Happie1]

Wow this cafe sounds like a good time. Where I sign up? I'll bring the men in uniforms and some women too. Then we'll have someone to clean up the pole. but Idk about the chocolate that might be fun to just leave. Oh chocolatie fun!!