I am a miracle worker!!

[movienut]

So alot of you know my wife and I split before my first surgery.

So I am kinda lonely, so I cruised over to the sex addicts forum..figured what a great place to pick up a woman..right!!

So I showed them my picture and they all thanked me for curing them of there addiction!! I rule!

[movienut]

Dont worry guys Baron will make his apperance...he is so ugly he has to sneak up on his computer or it will give itself a virus and die. So it takes him awile.

[movienut]

Want a real laugh, I will send you a pic.

[Totsie59]

Baron and Movie....Ya'll gave me the best laugh I have had in awhile...THANKS..

[movienut]

Im so ugly that when my doctor pulled me out..he looked at me and said the aint done yet..and shoved me back in for another 12 months!

[BaronMunchausen]

I'm so ugly that when the doctor pulled me out of the womb, he smacked the wrong end!

[movienut]

Ha I am so ugly my parents tied a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

[BaronMunchausen]

Hah! That's nothin'.

whenever the carnival comes to town the members of the freak show take up a collection to pay me off to stay away.

They say I'm so ugly, I scare away business.


Yes, we have an "I'm so ugly" contest in the brewing!!!!

[movienut]

$6 dollar hookers?? what do you think I am made of money?? geez.

[imanaddict]

Try the $6 hookers, not the $5 ones next time =)  

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh. I really needed it today, and that did the trick!

[debsally]

You are hilarious!!!  thanks for making me laugh out loud at work.  Now they all think I am a nut!!!

Deb

[movienut]

I even went to the corner to visit a $5 Hooker, they even said there not that desperate.

[avisg]

OMG LOL    

[NautyOne]

that would be asset....lol

[NautyOne]

Yes, you are. Your posts are so intellectually stimulating and thought provoking, a breath of fresh air.  Always look forward to reading them.


Again,  Wel,come to the forum. It is clearly evident that you are quite an *** ,set.

Luv, naatuty............

[jollyman069]

that is WAY too funny

[dominosarah]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!