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You'll love this one.
A friend sent me this one.
"STUPIDITY SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW."
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I was standing in line at a Wal-Mart checkout counter with two bags of Purina Dog Food for my two dogs,
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting the Purina Diet again,although I shouldn't, because I had ended up in the hospital last time but that I had lost fifty pounds before I awkened in an intensive ward with tubes coming out of almost every orfice and IVs in both my arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food was nutitionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I must mention here that every one in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I hd ended up in the hospital in that condidtion because the dog food had poisoned me.
I told her no; it was because I was sitting in the street licking myself when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door while she stood there with her mouth wide open as she tried to digest what I had said..........................
As I said before"Stupidity should be against the law." Why else would I buy dog food except for my dogs?
"STUPIDITY SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW."
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I was standing in line at a Wal-Mart checkout counter with two bags of Purina Dog Food for my two dogs,
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting the Purina Diet again,although I shouldn't, because I had ended up in the hospital last time but that I had lost fifty pounds before I awkened in an intensive ward with tubes coming out of almost every orfice and IVs in both my arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food was nutitionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I must mention here that every one in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I hd ended up in the hospital in that condidtion because the dog food had poisoned me.
I told her no; it was because I was sitting in the street licking myself when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door while she stood there with her mouth wide open as she tried to digest what I had said..........................
As I said before"Stupidity should be against the law." Why else would I buy dog food except for my dogs?
I walked into a pet shop one day with a big bag that said all over it "Cockatiel food"...the person behind the counter inquired "what kind of bird to you have"
Or, I went into a subway shop.."I'll have a BLT on white please with mayo" "and what would you like on that sir? "uh..bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo" "want pickles on that?"
no thank you..just bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo" "want onions on that" (repeated previous request. "want cheese on that?" (see previous reply) "want mayo on that?"...by that point, were I a violent man, I would have reached behind the counter and pummeled the guy, but I politely paid for my sandwich, got my change plopped into my hand, and made my leave.
Jim
Or, I went into a subway shop.."I'll have a BLT on white please with mayo" "and what would you like on that sir? "uh..bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo" "want pickles on that?"
no thank you..just bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo" "want onions on that" (repeated previous request. "want cheese on that?" (see previous reply) "want mayo on that?"...by that point, were I a violent man, I would have reached behind the counter and pummeled the guy, but I politely paid for my sandwich, got my change plopped into my hand, and made my leave.
Jim
Mangee...so good to come back and see you posting again. Its been a while indeed my friend, hope you are well..
Lisa
Lisa
pmsl.. but i always feel guilty after... Its the dumb drivers i hate... hmmm -wonder why...
T.
T.
Oh Mangee!! It always cracks me up when someone asks or restates the obvious!
I can't help but be sarcastic myself. When I get: " Are you going out?" as I stand with sunglasses on,keys in hand,purse at the ready...heading for the door...
My reply: " No. I'm going to bed."
I'm a brat! LOL
I can't help but be sarcastic myself. When I get: " Are you going out?" as I stand with sunglasses on,keys in hand,purse at the ready...heading for the door...
My reply: " No. I'm going to bed."
I'm a brat! LOL
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