A ninety- year old man ...
A ninety- year old man said to his doctor"I've never felt better. I have an eighteen year old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor consideredhis question for a moment and then said,"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and has never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,"bang, bang" and the rabbit fell dead, What do you think of that?"
The ninety year old said,"I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor then replied," My point exactly."