wtf

That lady on top of this page is freaking me out with that saggy chin..... stop it......

[joann1975]

Mike...that is me...I don't appreciate you making fun of me b/c I can't afford plastic surgery. Ok.. I don't even know what lady you are talking about....I don't see a lady.. do you see a lady Mike? LOL!!!

[4afriend]

I see the lady and am thinking I very well may be her soon, lol.  And yes joann I can't afford plastic surgery either so I may have to opt for the therapist instead, lol.  But Mike, I think I've heard somewhere that that kind of a wiggle in that area can be a fetish for some?? don't know if thats true or if I might have  seen that as a joke on a tv episode...who knows.  Anyways, I'll keep my fingers crossed and hope thats right.  I'm single and know looks don't last forever so I pay attention..got a cream for everything, but I am lacking the turkey gobbler remover, dang it!  Guess the my girls and I will be shopping again, lol

[joann1975]

ROFLMAO....I see her now!!!!! 4afriend...that was funny!

[4afriend]

Girlie, ya gotta laugh at it otherwise I'll cry and be doomed 4 more wrinkles 2 the forehead, lol.  I've done lots of educating over the years and one of "my things" I've had a habit of doing it raising my eyebrows when students where speaking to me.  I always wanted them to know they had my attention and that I was listening, but OMG if I would have realized the damage it could cause...I would have at least taped the forehead down before I went to work, lol.  

P.S. I luv your care bears!

[joann1975]

Thank you for loving my Care Bears....they get threatened sometimes! LMAO... I totally always wear my sunglasses so I don't get "squinting" wrinkles. My brother calls the raising eyebrows the "do whats?"! LOL

[4afriend]

Oh for heavens sake,  I'm sure I've done the "do whats" too!!!! Thats too funny, I love your brothers terminology of it.  And your poor care bears for getting threats, who da thunk that?  When I see them, I immediately think of my daughter who is a care bare addict.  All they bring to my mind is "happy go lucky innocence of youth"...if only we all could have that...ah, maybe thats why they get the ringer huh? lol

[joann1975]

I too am a Care Bear Addict! I love your daughter already!! LOL... yeah my brother is hysterical....and dry when he talks... love him!

[dominosarah]

well you know what i want to do with your care bears Joann!!!!!  LOL

IS there something wrong with a saggy chin?????  Maybe duct tape it up!!!!!!!

[joann1975]

Sarah...good idea...I'm going to do it right now...I'll let you guys know how this works ok? Wait...first I will take before and after pics... we could be onto a big money maker here...don't tell anyone!

[Jacqui805]

Ya know JoAnn, I think it's really awful that not only are you "mean" to people here, HUGE EYEROLL, BUT, you also post fake pics of yourself, with fake pics of fake husbands, and fake kids....AND you were stupid enough to let us all know this?  Or did you just slip when you just let out that the chick at the top of the page is really you?

Ok, one question though...are the people in the pics on your photos page locked in a basement room of your house or something?



...and wrinkle fettishes?  NOW, I've heard everything!

[Mikeinthesouth]

Wringle fetish Oh my God no tell me I did not here that. I guess if I liked wrinkles I would maybe just consider getting a chinese Sharpei they are well wrinkled. UUUGGGHHHHHH

[joann1975]

Yes...they are locked in my basement! I torture them....I am truly the wrinkled lady!!!! But now thanks to sarah I have duct tape on my face wrapped around my head into my hear...I think it will come out easy won't it?

[4afriend]

Oh no...not a wrinkle fetish...a turkey gobble fetish, lol.  I really do think I heard that one on a sitcom of some sort.  I must say though, one of my daughters favorite things about her grandma is playing with the loose wabble that she has at the top of her arms, lol.  A sharpei...thats the dog with the wrinkles! My daughter was talking about pugs...but the wrinkle dog was what I had thought she meant...wow, didn't realize there was so much to learn on this site, lol

[Jacqui805]

Sure, you can get that out REALLY easily....use one of your torture devices to hack off all your hair...it should be NO problem after that... ;)

You mean, SOB you...

[dominosarah]

We have to be careful of those people who live in LaLaLand and have care bears!!!!!!!  LMAO

[joann1975]

You must know my CareBears are all jacked up on Mt. Dew!!! LMAO!!!

[dominosarah]

AND ROLAIDS!!!!!  cherry flavored i might add!!!!

[Mangee]

I must say that you have all shown me new wrinkles on wrinkles. Now when you say wrinkles are you talking about the type of wrinkle that a coach might put into a football game, or a baseball game etc. I wrinkled up my brow trying to find what wrinkles you are talking about. Now I have a whole new set of wrinkles. My old wrinkles are upset at the interlopers and are holding meetings above and below my lips. It's got to the point where I don't know where my face starts and the wrinkles end. Now when my wife can't find the wash board she asks if she can use my face. It's gotten so bad that my grandchildren are offering me dog food. I have to tell them over and over I am not a a sherpie. Besides I hate iams. I prefer plain meat bones.

[flmagi]

Mangee.....LOL,  I enjoy reading your posts.