Embarrassing things our dogs do.

[peekawho]

Babyscience's post made me bring this up.  What's the most embarrasing thing your dog has done?

Yesterday I had my new puppy at Petco buying some puppy food.  There was a Brownie troop there, on some sort of a field trip.  Since Steve is a friendly, comical little guy, he ran right up to the little girls and leaped and frolicked around, to their delight.  All eyes were on him.

And then he took a huge, leisurely poop, right in front of them.  My face was bright red.  The little girls, in unison, went "Ewwwww".  

[Fourpaws]

I brought my dog into a coffee shop and she let one rip!! It was very loud and the man looked at me with crazy eyes like it was me!! I told him it was my dog but he didn't believe me!!!! Hey I would own up to it if it was me but it really wasn't!!

[AHP84]

I have a dog named Nic, a border collie, 10 years old. He lives with my mom since I moved out last year (we didn't want to separate him and his littermate sister; they have a deep bond, so I left Nic to live with my mom).
Anyway, Nic is very large for a border collie. He stands about as tall as a Lab and weighs about 65 lbs. So he can easily reach people's hand level for a rub behind the ears...and well, he's right at crotch level too. And of course, he's one of those dogs with a cold, wet nose at all times.
I took him to Petsmart one day, and a woman was there who was dressed in a very short skirt and no pantyhose. She also was wearing a potent perfume. I noticed Nic was sniffing the air in her direction, so I tightened his leash a bit and turned to the shelves to find whatever it was I was looking for.
Well, Nic really had an interest in the smell of this woman; he didn't take his eyes off her. When I turned around to walk away, he made his move. As we walked past her, he went from perfect heeling to a completely unexpected pull-away to get a better wiff of this lady, who had her back to him and she was bent over.
He shoved his cold, wet nose right up her skirt--no one saw it coming!
She must've jumped three feet into the air with a scream. She turned and glared at me with a look to kill.
All I could say was how sorry I was with a very red face.

[babyscience]

Thats a good one.  Now that I have a baby, it isnt so obvious because I usually have the stoller which is loaded with stuff, so a little baggy doesnt stick out to much.  

I just also hate the whole waiting for a pooping dog thing too, with the black baggie already prepared and wrapped over hand!  Haha!  Again I say, "Why, Oliver, Why...we have a nice private lawn at home!"  Why dont they make those bags that horses wear when they walk down the street, a big catch all!

[peekawho]

When we go for a walk around the block and have a poopy bag in hand, I sneak it into anyones trash can that is convenient and nearby.  

[babyscience]

OMG peekawho, that is funny...at least Steve did it outside and not in your house!  Oliver is just the obsessive licker.  So if people are wearing flip flops at our house he will be stuck on their toes forever.  Then he will work his way up to their face and ears....ewwww!  But the kicker is I guess I am not embarassed by Oliver, but more by the guest...some actually love it!  I try to pull him away and some people are like.."No I dont mind, he is okay!"  Bleeeck, he just licked their feet and who knows what body part on himself first and now he is licking your face....AND you are cool with that?!?!  Maybe some people are just being polite.
Haha, I dont care if you are a avid dog lover and love your dog more than anything....walking around the block with a bag of poop always embarasses me!  As you wave Hi to your neighbors, with your little black or blue bag full of poop in the other hand!  Dope!

[chihuahuagrandma]

My males/females loves men/women underwear, any styles, any colors, any stains, any smells...in fact...the worse shape the underwear, the BETTER!!!
And, when they get a pair,,,,they run like thier the running back for the Dallas Cowboys Football Team....LOL
One time we bought a new house, and I have this huge bed and big ole' bed frame...and I am telling the movers ....don't scratch...be careful...and Lord and behold...they lift the mattress, and there lays...oh at least 30 pairs of underwear...all this time I would tell my husband...one of our daughters (out of 10 grown adult kids) is stealing my panties...and I tell my hubby...you're a p-vert, LOL, where are my panties goin...well, the movers lifted the boxspring/mattress...not all panties are in perfect dirty shape...I didn't know weather to cry, laugh, be embarrassed, I know that I reached down and snatched them up quick...
Now, its a game for them...I or hubby take shower...they hide and act like not interested..but if you drop them underwear for second...they appear...snatch...there they go all running after that one pair, just like its a football game...
I even stoop so low, as to give them their own play pairs of underwear...oh no...they don't want them...gotta steal momma and daddy's pairs...
I love em'''its just a lot of fun to watch the game play time...
And, don't forget...some of my dogs got imaginary friends...to which they have become quite fond with affection...and they do the hump and bump dance...we name thier friends too...we have a "Who Bear" my girl who can barely walk & can't jump, but she sure can dance w/ her "who bear"....and my new pups are boys...I don't believe they could breed anyway, cause they always got the wrong end...they hump & bump dance each others heads...so I quess we will get them fixed real soon...LOL