Thanks for the funny story. FLguy reminds me we have <a href="http://www.merkinworld.com/">just the ticket</a> for when you're ready for those lips on the forehead. Taking them out nekkid would be rather gauche, don't you think?
Thanks for making me laugh and laugh about your little topical treatment experience. I read it just minutes after coming home in tears. I had just left in the middle of a Passover Seder where I was the only non-Jew, where my ex-husband brought his new fiance (who sings kerioke--rather a Cabaret sort of gal), where I really needed something other than a hambone after taking my riba, where I was the only adult who didn't bring a spouse/fiance, etc. After whispering to my son that I really prefer the Rugrat version of Passover (great movie if you haven't seen it), I played the chemo card and came home, weeping all the way (probably not a great idea after totally one car already).
You snapped me out of it.
How are things ? The charley horses are on me tonite , so it's more water and I'm watching kingpin on tv , tryin to forget thease sx's.
Dyce
Funny well yes, after the shock wore off. I mean i like having my cake and eating it to just not what i had in mine.
Hipps! Yeah Baby! (like Austin Powers) Another 1A bites the dust!
Can Do, I think that is one of the funniest stories I have read in a while! Oh now, you can come up with something more creative than lips to put on your forehead!
If this makes you feel better, a woman that I work with had a power outage at her house. Hubby went in bathroom and brushed his teeth with ...guess what! After he noticed it tasted funny, he got a flash light and checked the tube. He told her he got rid of that pesky feminine itch, though. Your wife is gonna have fun ribbing you - our whole office knew!
OH MY GOSH I LOVE LOVEIT LOVEIT WHEN MEN USE WOMANLY THINGS WITHOUT KNOWING IT ....I THINK IM GOING TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO DO TO MY HUSBAND...JUST SO EVERYDAY WHEN HE COMES HOME I CAN REALLY GREET HIM WITH A SMILE.....
To late, done gave it to my wife, put a hex on her for a good case of candida.
Mr Dude-when I grow up, I wanna be just like you(Well maybe without the extra lips.)
Can do: Save the rest of that stuff in the applicator. Could come in handy. I got thrush from the meds (it's basically a yeast infection on your tongue). Endless uses for those meds.
FlGuy: Candida. You oughter win some sort of prize for that one.
Rest of you: Thanks for cheering me up. Maybe I'll go place a personal ad for someone who doesn't sing kerioke.
I have a similar one: once upon a time, I raised persian cats. Very susceptible to wringworm, and when one has it, its a safe assumption they all do. So I would get a script for 100 lot of the pills at Wallmart. For some reason, FOR YEARS, every time hubby would go to get any prescription for me, for anything, they would ask him if it was for his cat. long lines, argue with him, he finally said HELL NO. YES SHES CATTY BUT SHES MY WIFE JUST GIVE ME HER DAMMM MEDICINE AND SHUT UP!! You would have to know my mild mannered hubby to picture the level of frusteration he had to feel to scream at one and all in wallmart...
I just squeezed it on my fingers and rubbed it on thought dang that applicator would be rough on the forehead. My wife swears that the nurse and doctor got confused and thought it was for her. Oh BTW she called them and told them about the mixup. I have a feeling i'll never here the end of this.
I always enjoy reading your posts. You're a fun guy, honest and candida. How exactly did you use the applicator? What did you do to pizz-off your wife to pull such a prank?
Well i have a feeling this isn't over. When i came home from the doc's office and thanked my wife for proving what kind of fool i am, shes laughing and said. Just wait till you go to work tomorrow. Can you still run away at 48?
At least you don't have one on your forehead!!!! An ounce of prevention...
Well at least on the bright side, i don't have a yeast infection.
Dyce,
Hi there! I am hanging in, hgb no lower or higher. I have been busy at work which keeps me from dwelling on the sx (unless I am gasping while climbing up stairs!). How are you doing this wonderful week?
Algernon,
I am so glad you came here and got a laugh - isn't great to have each other to torture? Can Do is my hero - he can always make me giggle!
Yeah baby! Congratulations. Hopefully no more suffering and relapse. Good job...
Magnum
Again welcome, Remember geno 2 and 3's has a much better chance, geno 1 and 4 the odds go down to between 40 to 60%, then your age, sex, weight, damage plays a part. One good thing is the person's IQ doesn't matter or some of us our odds would be zero. Least thats what my doc told me on the IQ. Not sure why though. Come back often as you'll find were a nosey bunch of heppers here.
Gosh congrats. I think all of us here want to hear the same thing. I am new and I am reading all of this and seeing all that has to be done and wonder if I have the strength. Maybe keeping in touch here will do it.
10- when boss at work ask , ya havin a bad day , after footin em in the a--, not now!
11- a favorite- I'll rip yur head off and s--t down yur neck!
12- ya talkin to me , ya talkin to me, and then ram a few riba up thier a--!
6) When someone says'tomorrow will be better' beat the hell out of them today. Why wait?
7) When your hepo says 'this won't be so bad' Tie his @ss up and fill him full of this stuff for about a month.
8) When someone says 'hows your day'? Smack them and say better now.
9) Rip their face off, also one of my favorites.
Hey, maybe we can start a sideline business: rage for hire!! I find myself needing to rip someones face off, and I actually volunteered to rip someones face off for a friend, maybe we could get paid... lets see, sliding scale:
1) rippin someone a new one
2) reamin someone thoroughly
3) my fave: ripping someones face off
4) Kickin @ss and taking names
5) florida guys mother in law could be our first customer!!!
others??
Ha cacdo, I feel like I've been up for a week! Went in and had more blood drawn today and I feel like a pin cusion. This riba sometimes makes me madder than h-ll and I have to bite my tongue and remind myself it's the meds hammerin me. When I read goofeys news it made my day and I feel better now. How bout ya , feelin ok this day?
Dyce in riba land