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A Funny Ponderism

PONDERISMS    
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that most people die of natural causes.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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276730 tn?1327962946
Isnt that the truth.....

Regards Walrus hoping your doing well.

Charm
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338734 tn?1377160168
Good!

The only thing that history teaches us is that people don't learn from history!
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223152 tn?1346978371
those are some good ones
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388154 tn?1306361691
I would rather say sex is lifeually transmitted you can´t get it up when your dead can you. Ok I´m talking about men here but lesbian sex sounds quite death to me .
And its not natural!!!

BTW clothes aint neither but white floors are!!

This is just between you and me Charm, if the floor is made of white marmor its very natural and cool too don´t you think?.
Oops they use it in graves don`t  they ?
Well+and + is - and positiv is negativ as all we hepers know all too well.

Hope this makes sence at least to you sweet Charm??

ca
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