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Lifesavers - Joke Du Jour
Too funny!!! ............oops!!!
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses
(taste) of first graders using a bowl of
lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange................. Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY
lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your
father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God, they're a$$
holes!"
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses
(taste) of first graders using a bowl of
lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange................. Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY
lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your
father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God, they're a$$
holes!"
That was too totally funny. LMAO People in my office must think I am crazy after that outburst of laughter. Gonna call it a day now. On my way home.
Cajun
Cajun
I did!
The joke reminds me of the old Candid Camera show. Amazing what can come out of a childs' mouth!
The joke reminds me of the old Candid Camera show. Amazing what can come out of a childs' mouth!
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