Pick up lines for heppers...(a funny)

[meakea]

Okay...this is in honor of trying to kick it up a notch -- to chase the boring away...lol

I'm actually stealing this from another forum - it was started by some friends of mine:


Pick up lines for heppers:  

Hey babe..you take my breath away...but so does walking to the refrigerator!

Next....

[Isobella]

Hey babe.....I love the way your eyelashes get stuck in your eye brows!

Come on....I know someone has to have something better than that, lol!!!

[eureka254]

Pick up lines for the treating hepper:

"I'd like to buy you a drink.  I don't want one because... (uhh) the sight of you is intoxicating."

"You're so very attractive -- such shapeliness, such warmth -- not like my current Friday night squeeze Peg."

"I promise I won't ask to have sex with you for at least 48 weeks."

"I'm a real homebody.  I love to relax on weekends and tinker around."

"I'm not looking for a woman to cook for me, I don't have much of an appetite."

[meakea]

Okay...these are just in fun and I hope you all have a sense of humor...lol:  

How big is your injector?

What a pretty yellow glow you have.

Wow, you were in my Riba-dream.

Is that riba rash or you just itching to see me?

Wow, you're beauty leaves me anemic and gasping for breath.

Like my hair?  Here...have a handful of it.

[nygirl7]

Don't worry we can have sex just don't use my toothbrush!

[Isobella]

~~~Like my hair?  Here...have a handful of it~~~~

OMGosh......that makes me crack up!!!!!!!!!!!

Are those red dots Riba rash or are you just happy to see me?

[FlGuy]

" Lemme get this right.  You don't eat, you don't drink, you don't care about anything, you lay around all day and you can't remember sh!t?  Busy tonight?"

[Marcia2202]

Let's have a nice dinner by candle light.


oh noooo, you'll blow us all up

[BellaMamma]

You all are hilarious, now I feel the need to top those jokes...still trying...this *****!  I thought I was funny...

[luvsherhorses]

Well, I must say those are some really funny lines. Made me laugh out loud
(LOL)!!!    My favorite is the, "Like my hair? Here take a handful"......
Thanks for cheering me up.

[BellaMamma]

Come on hunny, we have to register for our wedding...at the Center for Disease Control.

[R Glass]

Your place or uh, uh, I’m sorry what were we taking about?

[Joey_M]

How about we go back to my place for a kiss and a Pegasys?

You'll like my dark wild side - I call it Interferonia

Want to do a few Roche's?

Be my HCValentine!

[Joey_M]

I'm sorry, you're just not my genotype.

[meakea]

Can I show you my undie?

Hey honey, wanna play connect the dots with your riba rash?

[Joey_M]

You're really acute!

Can I buy you a neupoGIN and tonic?

[chuckles333]

Are you happy to see me or is that a reipen in your pocket?

[IAmTheWalrus]

Let's go to my place after dinner. I have dessert in the refrigerator.

Oooh baby! I you wanna scratch my itch?

[Kathy73]

You guys are too funny! Thank you for the pick me ups!