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Pick up lines for heppers...(a funny)
Okay...this is in honor of trying to kick it up a notch -- to chase the boring away...lol
I'm actually stealing this from another forum - it was started by some friends of mine:
Pick up lines for heppers:
Hey babe..you take my breath away...but so does walking to the refrigerator!
Next....
I'm actually stealing this from another forum - it was started by some friends of mine:
Pick up lines for heppers:
Hey babe..you take my breath away...but so does walking to the refrigerator!
Next....
Let's go to my place after dinner. I have dessert in the refrigerator.
Oooh baby! I you wanna scratch my itch?
Oooh baby! I you wanna scratch my itch?
How about we go back to my place for a kiss and a Pegasys?
You'll like my dark wild side - I call it Interferonia
Want to do a few Roche's?
Be my HCValentine!
You'll like my dark wild side - I call it Interferonia
Want to do a few Roche's?
Be my HCValentine!
Come on hunny, we have to register for our wedding...at the Center for Disease Control.
Well, I must say those are some really funny lines. Made me laugh out loud
(LOL)!!! My favorite is the, "Like my hair? Here take a handful"......
Thanks for cheering me up.
(LOL)!!! My favorite is the, "Like my hair? Here take a handful"......
Thanks for cheering me up.
You all are hilarious, now I feel the need to top those jokes...still trying...this *****! I thought I was funny...
" Lemme get this right. You don't eat, you don't drink, you don't care about anything, you lay around all day and you can't remember sh!t? Busy tonight?"
~~~Like my hair? Here...have a handful of it~~~~
OMGosh......that makes me crack up!!!!!!!!!!!
Are those red dots Riba rash or are you just happy to see me?
OMGosh......that makes me crack up!!!!!!!!!!!
Are those red dots Riba rash or are you just happy to see me?
Okay...these are just in fun and I hope you all have a sense of humor...lol:
How big is your injector?
What a pretty yellow glow you have.
Wow, you were in my Riba-dream.
Is that riba rash or you just itching to see me?
Wow, you're beauty leaves me anemic and gasping for breath.
Like my hair? Here...have a handful of it.
How big is your injector?
What a pretty yellow glow you have.
Wow, you were in my Riba-dream.
Is that riba rash or you just itching to see me?
Wow, you're beauty leaves me anemic and gasping for breath.
Like my hair? Here...have a handful of it.
Pick up lines for the treating hepper:
"I'd like to buy you a drink. I don't want one because... (uhh) the sight of you is intoxicating."
"You're so very attractive -- such shapeliness, such warmth -- not like my current Friday night squeeze Peg."
"I promise I won't ask to have sex with you for at least 48 weeks."
"I'm a real homebody. I love to relax on weekends and tinker around."
"I'm not looking for a woman to cook for me, I don't have much of an appetite."
"I'd like to buy you a drink. I don't want one because... (uhh) the sight of you is intoxicating."
"You're so very attractive -- such shapeliness, such warmth -- not like my current Friday night squeeze Peg."
"I promise I won't ask to have sex with you for at least 48 weeks."
"I'm a real homebody. I love to relax on weekends and tinker around."
"I'm not looking for a woman to cook for me, I don't have much of an appetite."
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