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Something I got today, that was funny. .wanted to share
It was fun being a baby boomer
Sorry I missed this! It was so funny! Loved the twists on the song titles, and a description of my daily world!
well, copy or paste or not it was a good post, very humorous. i remember those days when i couldn't hold a thought in my head..and well your little story, thats me everyday, even before tx. (smile). but the good news is eventually you also will be done with tx and your memory will return to better days.
too funny. but i really really liked bills story. did you claim authorship? very entertaining.
ROTFL
TOO MUCH!!!!
the song titles are great but Bill, I gotta say, that was masterful!!!!
I'm STILL laughing!
Gonna copy that and print it out!
Wyntre
TOO MUCH!!!!
the song titles are great but Bill, I gotta say, that was masterful!!!!
I'm STILL laughing!
Gonna copy that and print it out!
Wyntre
Hey, you forgot some!
The Rolling Stones....
"Help Me Up"
"Jumpin Jack Flash I Got Gas, Gas, Gas!"
"Let's Take A Nap Together"
"I See A Bald Spot and I Want To Paint It Black"
"Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn!"
"Under My Gums!"
"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
"Time Is On My Side (Well, Maybe Not!)"
The Who...
"Talkin About My Medication"
(Bill, nicely plotted out and so funny and true!)
The Rolling Stones....
"Help Me Up"
"Jumpin Jack Flash I Got Gas, Gas, Gas!"
"Let's Take A Nap Together"
"I See A Bald Spot and I Want To Paint It Black"
"Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn!"
"Under My Gums!"
"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
"Time Is On My Side (Well, Maybe Not!)"
The Who...
"Talkin About My Medication"
(Bill, nicely plotted out and so funny and true!)
JEEZ!!! Toooo funny! I'm going to give the music one to my mandolin instructor this morning. As for Bill's, welcome to my world! That's why, when my husband asks me how come I haven't done something yet, I'm at a loss for words on what to reply.... I don't want to get started because I'm afraid of where I'll end up.
My day is made; thanks!
My day is made; thanks!
Maybe it isn't the interferon...
AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS....
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel
better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I
brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to
keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter ca tches my eye - they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll
water the flowers. I pour some water on the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS....
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel
better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I
brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to
keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter ca tches my eye - they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll
water the flowers. I pour some water on the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
I'll be laughing all day...
LOLOL
Thanks for the laughs, we certainly need them!
Donna
LOLOL
Thanks for the laughs, we certainly need them!
Donna
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