Spelling of the word 'hepatits' and its meanings

I have noticed many different spellings of the word hepatitis and would like to discuss the different meanings and interpretations.
Please feel free to add more....

Hepatits.... Liver b00bies

Hepititas ... Heppy - tight - a§§
   or             Happy - tight - a§§

Hepatitus (hepatitis) ... must have some greek origins...

[Marcia2202]

Hepatitus .... Roman origins.....


I think the brain fog is starting to kick in

[Trinity4]

I've seen some very bizzare spelling and grammar over the last year.  I used to pride myself on my composition and spelling but not anymore.  I suck now, it's as if I hear and see the words correctly in my brain but the connection between the brain and the fingers doesn't work well anymore.  The kicker is when I read over what I've typed it all looks perfectly correct to me.  Oh boy.
I have to do a weekly sales report for our meetings on Monday and the salesmen get a good laugh every week.  Here is the sad part - I spell check it.  
Trin

[Marcia2202]

I always spell check everything, since 5 months now, as I do not trust my spelling anymore. Still some very weird stuff comes up now and then. Like 'to' instead of 'two' etc. I think it's good to have a laugh at oneself, that's why I posted it.

I love playing with words... I have even started talking like that (not on purpose) and I crack up my kids, big time. Like the other day I was saying MyFace and Spacebook instead of MySpace and Facebook...

[kimmypoo2]

i got on my myspace  account and tried to post a questionn onn a bulltein board....hehehe

[mikesimon]

Fascinating! Mike

[IAmTheWalrus]

Wasn't Hepatitis a character in a Greek tragedy?

[Lady Lauri]

That was cute :)

Spell check is my friend, especially thru tx.