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No nooky until the hgb improves
Dear Friends-
The wife said no nooky until she's sure I won't get a heart attack! I told her worst case scenario I will die happy! She is unconvinced!
Any suggestions to tempt her? I can't fit into my victoria secret gear any longer so that's out! Even with the new back hair weave she is not impressed!
-Blue in CA!
The wife said no nooky until she's sure I won't get a heart attack! I told her worst case scenario I will die happy! She is unconvinced!
Any suggestions to tempt her? I can't fit into my victoria secret gear any longer so that's out! Even with the new back hair weave she is not impressed!
-Blue in CA!
She's just using that as an excuse. It's one of the oldest ones in the book. If it wasn't that it would be the old "I don't want your riba concentration to fall" . It's a message ! You use ambien? Give her one.
Perhaps you are right! I thought it might be because my man boobs had become so miniscule from tx weight loss. Gotta find some ambien, is it unethical to give the little woman some roofies?
Different rules entirely for spouses. My wife uses the word "no" like I use punctuation. Never in the right place but always more than needed.
Au contraire! What she needs is not temptation, but incentive...!
You could explain to her, why, physical activity is encouraged while on treatment!
You'll have to convince her that it's important to get regular low-impact cardio, and if you get a slight rise in blood pressure, it will help with oxygenation and probably make you feel better. Of course, offer her some dark chocolate and warm coffee... and tell her you have just the solution for working off those extra calories!
Or, would she reconsider if you told her you're going to find out if she's right by asking your doctor if spouse-imposed prohibition of 'nooky activity' is appropriate with your hgb status? ;)
Wow, FlGuy, til now, didn't think you had any rules for spouses :) .
You could explain to her, why, physical activity is encouraged while on treatment!
You'll have to convince her that it's important to get regular low-impact cardio, and if you get a slight rise in blood pressure, it will help with oxygenation and probably make you feel better. Of course, offer her some dark chocolate and warm coffee... and tell her you have just the solution for working off those extra calories!
Or, would she reconsider if you told her you're going to find out if she's right by asking your doctor if spouse-imposed prohibition of 'nooky activity' is appropriate with your hgb status? ;)
Wow, FlGuy, til now, didn't think you had any rules for spouses :) .
Thanks Eureka-
If I am understanding correctly It appears that the woman's perspective does not include ambien or roofies! Unfortunately I have used the cardio argument many times in the past, but presently that seems to be working against me! She really does love coffee and chocolate though!
If I am understanding correctly It appears that the woman's perspective does not include ambien or roofies! Unfortunately I have used the cardio argument many times in the past, but presently that seems to be working against me! She really does love coffee and chocolate though!
"ahhhhh playing my tiniest violin...."
Has my wife been posting here? Honestly, it's not that small! Really!
Has my wife been posting here? Honestly, it's not that small! Really!
eureka....... I like the way you think girl.
susan........ Way to funny.
spectaman.......... holy smokes guy, an HGB in the sevens and you want to do the "hokie pokie'??? Lets hope your wife don't say ok but first catch me if you can.
can
susan........ Way to funny.
spectaman.......... holy smokes guy, an HGB in the sevens and you want to do the "hokie pokie'??? Lets hope your wife don't say ok but first catch me if you can.
can
Dave, Dave, Dave...
Restraint, Restraint, Restraint....HGB in the sevens, means you
might want take it easy, relax?
OR...........
"ahhhhh playing my tiniest violin...."
Has my wife been posting here? Honestly, it's not that small! Really!
We need scientific evidence ;) therefore feel free to enlightened us
with photos ;) as goof or can do man would say ;) photos please?
Have a good day all !
Restraint, Restraint, Restraint....HGB in the sevens, means you
might want take it easy, relax?
OR...........
"ahhhhh playing my tiniest violin...."
Has my wife been posting here? Honestly, it's not that small! Really!
We need scientific evidence ;) therefore feel free to enlightened us
with photos ;) as goof or can do man would say ;) photos please?
Have a good day all !
"Dave, Dave, Dave...
Restraint, Restraint, Restraint....HGB in the sevens, means you
might want take it easy, relax?"
A man can still dream, right!
"We need scientific evidence ;) therefore feel free to enlightened us
with photos ;) as goof or can do man would say ;) photos please?"
Emily must be ready to pounce on that delete key, lol!!
You have a good day to Elaine!
Restraint, Restraint, Restraint....HGB in the sevens, means you
might want take it easy, relax?"
A man can still dream, right!
"We need scientific evidence ;) therefore feel free to enlightened us
with photos ;) as goof or can do man would say ;) photos please?"
Emily must be ready to pounce on that delete key, lol!!
You have a good day to Elaine!
“Gotta find some ambien, is it unethical to give the little woman some roofies?”
I would say yes it is ethical. It would fall under “ what she don’t know want hurt her.”
It also cuts down on the foreplay. Two thumps to her head, no response, let the games begin.
If you get caught you can always fake the sleepwalking side effects caused by Ambian.. You can even turn it around to your benefit by telling her you should never wake someone up while they are sleepwalking, you forgive her, and trust she will never do it again.
Good Luck
I would say yes it is ethical. It would fall under “ what she don’t know want hurt her.”
It also cuts down on the foreplay. Two thumps to her head, no response, let the games begin.
If you get caught you can always fake the sleepwalking side effects caused by Ambian.. You can even turn it around to your benefit by telling her you should never wake someone up while they are sleepwalking, you forgive her, and trust she will never do it again.
Good Luck
dude, it's called girl on top...tell her it's the least she could do...you get to enjoy without getting all breathless!!
besides, a little effort will raise your white count....another good thing.
besides, a little effort will raise your white count....another good thing.
This woman's perspective is that the use of ambien and roofies is by men with no skill, lacking in imagination, or those who never grew out of the desire for the inactivity of inflatables.
I vote you save the ambien and go with the inflatable.
As long as your wife isn't the jealous type, of course ;)
As long as your wife isn't the jealous type, of course ;)
Well you gals sure seem to know alot about inflatable thingies... Hmmm or is that buzzzz???
spectaman, your wifey sent this. Not quite sure what shes getting at.
stumpyoriginals.com
stumpyoriginals.com
"I vote you save the ambien and go with the inflatable"
I can send him mine, I just bought a new one. She’s a little old but she cleans up well.
I can send him mine, I just bought a new one. She’s a little old but she cleans up well.
"You call it "nooky"?
That may be part of the problem. "
Well we have the medhep version and the other version...
That may be part of the problem. "
Well we have the medhep version and the other version...
Isobella-
So the inflatable doesn't need any ambien? Does it want coffee and chocolate?
R Glass-
Very thoughtful of you!
Eureka-
"the use of ambien and roofies is by men with no skill, lacking in imagination, or those who never grew out of the desire for the inactivity of inflatables."
are they mutually exclusive?
Merry-
"besides, a little effort will raise your white count....another good thing."
The less neupogen needed argument, good thinking!
- Dave
So the inflatable doesn't need any ambien? Does it want coffee and chocolate?
R Glass-
Very thoughtful of you!
Eureka-
"the use of ambien and roofies is by men with no skill, lacking in imagination, or those who never grew out of the desire for the inactivity of inflatables."
are they mutually exclusive?
Merry-
"besides, a little effort will raise your white count....another good thing."
The less neupogen needed argument, good thinking!
- Dave
“R Glass-
Very thoughtful of you!”
I’m here for you Brother.
Wait!!!!!! That didn’t come out the way I meant it.LOL
Very thoughtful of you!”
I’m here for you Brother.
Wait!!!!!! That didn’t come out the way I meant it.LOL
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