deadly gases

[Marcia2202]

Seriously guys, what's up with the deadly gases. What makes them and how can one prevent these? If they can make me gag, I might end up poisoning anyone getting in the radius of 10 ft or some????

[Marcia2202]

Ever hear of the expression  'you are what you eat' ?

Well I guess that must go for farts too... 'you fart what you eat.'

So stay away from beans, all sorts of beans.... and broccoli

[fretboard]

Good post, too funny.  When I was very young I new girls passed gas, but not like guys.  Then I got older and so did the ladies I was hanging with, the reality hit me right between the nostrils.  Man you ladies, can go against any man, and that's without tx.  lol  Glad my wife don't have to tx. lol

[dperry10]

If thats the case, stay away from the Fiber One bars.. LOL  Talk about a gas attack.. LOL  

[Marcia2202]

Just checking in, I made it through the night.

[IAmTheWalrus]

Sounds like (pick one):

Killing the canary
Sphincter wistling
Colon bowlin'
Floating an air biscuit
Crop dusting
Doody tunes
The scented scream

:)

[Isobella]

I am going to check in first thing in the morning to make sure you survived the night. LOL!!

Now you know the other reason I like my goggles so much--they keep my mascara from running!!  Hadn't thought about the mask...that could be next.

That surgical hose scares me, tho.  Owww!