texting for seniors

    
        EXTING FOR SENIORS

        Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
        Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
        ATD: At The Doctor's
        
        BFF: Best Friend Fainted
        
        BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
        
        BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
        
        CBM: Covered By Medicare
        
        CGU: Can't get up  
        
        CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
        
        DWI: Driving While Incontinent
        
        FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
        
        FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
        
        FYI: Found Your Insulin
        
        GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
        
        GHA: Got Heartburn Again
        
        HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
        
        IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
        
        LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
        
        LOL: Living On Lipitor
        
        LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
        
        OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
        
        OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
        
        ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floo r Laughing... And Can't Get Up
        
        TTYL: Talk To You Louder
        
        WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
        
        WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
        
        WTP: Where's The Prunes?
        
        WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
        
        GGLKI:(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[paen53]

LOL, good one!

I'm one of the few that doesn't text - or rather can't text. My few attempts resulted in replies of ????????????????????? Oh well........Now they just ring thru. Answering the phone I CAN do. :-D

[GoofyDad]

STB - Sh!t the bed

HOLMT - Hold on, lost my teeth

DNC - Depends need changed

TOMB - Tripped over my b00b

GILFW - Grandmother I'd like to fart with

[ejoli]

    Good ones Goofy!             -Libby

[researchmonkey326]

Thank you for this.  I've been feeling stressed and crappy this week (Finishing up week 8 of trial tx) and this helped.  This plus the Post-Rapture Looting Party that I was planning on attending tonight.

[willbb]

   Is everyone still here????   I disappeared on Sat.   guess I was one of the ones they took. before that end of the world thingy........however they have puters here...so all good I guess.....

[GoofyDad]

took me and spat me back out :p

[Trish77]

So THAT'S what that was.....and here I thought it was spitting rain.

[GoofyDad]

Tell me you're not a spitter.

[Trish77]

Okay...I am not a spitter.

[GoofyDad]

Thank you for that.

The world needs no more spitters. Do you suppose June Cleaver was a spitter? Possibly so, given her fondness for the Beaver. Lucille Ball? Even her name would suggest the contrary.    

[Trish77]

I purposely don't get the connection.  I've never much appreciated somebody hocking a loogie right on the ground in front of people, disgusting habit so no..... I am not a spitter.  Now..if I chewed tobacco, I might be but I'm not given to that either.  As far as I know, June never hocked loogies or chewed tobacco. Although keeping up that gig of June Cleaver might make somebody a little prone to letting loose in some way once in awhile, so perhaps she put ketchup on her eggs or something out of character like that. Lucille....I think maybe on the chewing tobacco thing.  Though I think she would have spit tobacco in style.  Lucille Ball was one of a kind.

[nygirl7]

I dont think that is what GFD was talking about.  Either that or my  head is so much farther in the gutter than I ever knew.  :shameface:

[Trish77]

I know.... lol  ;-\

[GoofyDad]

What I had in mind is closer to smoking a Havana than chomping chew.  Come to think of it, usually what I have in mind is closer to smoking a Havana than chomping chew.

[frijole]

Good ones, ejoili

Bad but expected ones, Goof

They say we grandparents learn to text in order to communicate with our grandchildren.  Mine aren't quite old enough for their own cell phones, so I don't know how to text.  Hoever, when I do, I am going to memorize all of these.

How about some more for tx
RKI - riba kicking in
CGOC - can't get off couch
HFO - hair falling out

frijole

[GoofyDad]

How about some more for tx

DTWP - Damned **** Won't Pass
WTFDIP - Where the "F" did I park?

[frijole]

Yep
It all comes to that

[GoofyDad]

Hmmm. Censored again. Rymes with bird and sometimes won't leave the nest.

[GoofyDad]

... and other times flies out on its own accord.