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637356 tn?1301924822

Riddle for the day!

Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?





AMERICA







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637356 tn?1301924822
I agree with you margypops. I may end up registering as a republican next go around if all continues the way we are heading.
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535822 tn?1443976780
oh come on wheres you sense of humor,, Bush had a ton of jokes made of him, I laughed and like lonelymom I am a registered Democrat....well I was.... if all continues the way it has started.
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"McCain kept talking about how he could help this man. If McCain really wants to help this guy, you now what he should do? Just have him re-pipe all of McCain's houses. That would be a job for life." --Jay Leno, on Joe the Plumber

A woman at a John McCain rally said that Barack Obama is an Arab. And McCain quickly corrected her. It was really awkward, because McCain had to tell her, 'Look, Governor Palin, you are wrong.'" --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama, what a guy. He is actually going door to door, knocking on doors in a neighborhood, asking people if they'll vote for him. Coincidentally, John McCain is also going door to door, except when he knocks on a door, he says, 'Do I live here?'" --David Letterman

"Sarah Palin had to have her campaign bus make an unscheduled stop at a Wal-Mart in Ohio, so she could pick up a package of diapers. I guess she ran out of diapers, so they pulled over and she went in and everyone followed her. Which is kind of cute, but it turned out Senator McCain didn't need them." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Did you watch the debate last night? I gave up drinking a while ago, but I started again. And I'm watching the debate last night, and I did a shot every time John McCain said, 'My friends.' And so I am just blotto." --David Letterman

"At one point McCain referred to Barack Obama as 'That One.' And McCain later thought maybe something had gone haywire. He apologized, he said he got confused, he thought he was at the bakery." –David Letterman
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Avatar universal
I am a Conservative and like to poke fun at liberals who can't take jokes on Obama but probably did it the entire time on Bush.
It's all in good fun.
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637356 tn?1301924822
Yep I noticed that. I just thought it was funny. Doesn't mean I like or dislike anyone. Matter of fact I voted for Hillary in the beginning and I am registered as a democrat. I just like jokes and thought others might find it funny as well.
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750172 tn?1256147076
Well, I thought your post was funny...some people just can't take a joke...
Looks like this post may start getting "nasty"...
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