I needed to laugh at something or someone, so here goes....
A man and a woman were making out when the littlel boy sneaks in the room and hides in the mommy closet to watch his mommy. So the daddy comes home, and so the other man hides in the closet not realizeing the little bot is inthe closet already. The little boy say." Boy, it sure is dark in here?". the man replies, "it sure is.." the little boy says, "Sir,would you like to buy a baseball?" and the man say, "No, son." and the little boy says, " But my dad just came home." the man in the closet ask," Ok, how much for the baseball?'.. the little boy says, " that will be $250 please.
A few weeks go and the little boy sneaks back into his mother closet, and soon his father comes home again and so the man is back in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, " It sure is dark in here?', the man remebers the first conversation and says," Ok, how much this time?", The little boy says, "well, I have my glove and it's $750.00 ." the man says, "Sold."
Later on in the day the boys father, calls him to come and play some catch, and the little boy replies, "Well daddy, i sold my ball and glove to a very good friend of mine." The father says," Well how much did you sell them for son?"
The son replies, "Well I sold them both for $1000." His father was furrious, he said why would sell your toys for that price when we didn't spend nearly that amount to purchase them. So the father grabbed the little boy by the hand and took him to church, and put him in the confessional booth and closed the door. the little boy sat, then he said, " It sure is dark in here isn' it?", and the Priest replied, "Don't start that **** you're in my closet now."
Love ya... gotta go
Vessel