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7714453 tn?1394714282

serioussssssly!

I just want to poop! :( haha
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7714453 tn?1394714282
Okay, so I tried the pressure point thing between the vag and bum, it worked! It hurt like hell at first lol but I'm no longer aching with a stomach ache anymore. I looked when I finished (like a 3 year old does) and hohhhh my gah, it was like a rock hard golf ball was stopping me from releasing everything lol what a nightmare!
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I've been doing 6 oz of prune juice everyday.  Not amazingly delicious but it's been working!
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7714453 tn?1394714282
Oh my god lol enemas are like a punishment from God :)) I'm already pregnant and uncomfortable, idk if I can handle anything up my butt, seriously lol I'm really chicken shyt when it comes to that!
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I was just in the ER for severe impaction and constipation ugggh its horrible miralax and those fiber tablets are good otherwise ennnnnneeeemmma lol i feel your pain literally
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7714453 tn?1394714282
All I want... is to blast the toilet the way they do in the movies :)): sound effects and all!! But it's just not happening for me. My stomach pains have gotten worse, to the point I want to cry. I called my OB and I'm waiting for a call back. My back end needs some serious relief... idk how goats can shytt like this their entire life and survive lol sorry TMI but I really am so desperate to explode!
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Ok update... 3 days of eating fiber like nobody's business, and I have finally gone to the bathroom twice! Fiber one cereal, two slices of double fiber bread with peanut butter and a bunch of raspberries... I'm just hoping it continues to work :)
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Ok so warning for a big tmi here... I had and still have bad constipation with this baby and my sister told me to try this and it seriously helps but its weird... if you feel like its stuck when your on the toilet grab a wipe or toilet paper and press on the area between your vagina and anus. You can actually feel it all sitting there(st least I can) you still have to push but its way easier... hope this helps and doesn't gross anyone out too much
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How crazy so you can't poop , good luck  haha well I keep pooping and its weird everytime I feel the need to pee I end up pooping its annoying !! But hope its something I'm 37 weeks 5 days and I heard once you start going to restroom or have diarrhea means baby is near ..
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7750527 tn?1397990512
Ok probably tmi I grabbed my phone to catch up on the app cause I was like omg I think I might be able to poop yay!!!! Sit down open the app and read this I can't stop laughing
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Girl I am right there with you! My stomach is rock hard and I'm almost 13 weeks but my tummy sticks out like I'm way further along. My doctor gave me colace and its not helping. If I do poop its the smallest bit lol....sorry way tmi but I have tried everything I'm miserable!
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7169526 tn?1389529022
Between constipation,  hemmroids ans vulvar varicose veins my whole crotch area has been awful. It has been so bad that I've cried on the toilet. Dr.. prescriped stool softeners which helped and I've upped my fruit and water. I feel your pain.  
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Oh my goodness, @crisram, you can't poop and I can't stop. At this moment I'd like to trade places with you! :)
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hahaha this is awesome.
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7827642 tn?1396958758
I feel like a goat when I poop as well it ***** lol
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BBroccoli is the only thing that makes me use the rest room!!! If you like broccoli try it i promise you will go .
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Oops hit post too soon. Miramax really helped! So did drinking A LOT more water
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I took two trips to ER for constipation early on... Really embarrassing! I honestly thought something more serious was wrong, cuz the pain was far worse than any period cramps I've ever felt.
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7714453 tn?1394714282
I'm desperate lol I'm trying a fleets enema in the morning!!! Wish me luck and a fixed butt!!! :-~
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Guess your butt is broken. :-( well dehydration does cause it too. I landed myself in the hospital once from it.. Most embarrassing thing ever.. Transported from urgent care to the er by ambulance because they thought I had pancreatitis... Low and behold my guy friends walks in the emergency room to see me and shortly after so does the Dr and says well you just need to poop... So there is a laugh. Hope you don't get that bad!
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My butt is broken too! I never had pooping problems. I am eating fiber like crazy, drowning myself in water, prune juice, cherry juice, etc. taking colace and expensive probiotics.... Nothing is helping! I prop my feet up every time on my kids step stool too btw. I am sure if I could just go to the bathroom, I would probably lose about 7-8 lbs. I feel like a rabbit when I do go :'(
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7714453 tn?1394714282
@brit333 lol I sat in a squatting position for 5 minutes with my 10 month old daughter, playing blocks with her... my butt is broken lol I feel helpless!!
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Seriously try propping your feet up! Did you see my post on this?!? Works every time
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5792880 tn?1405891688
^^you crack me up! I so needed this laugh! haha Thank you!
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7714453 tn?1394714282
Watermelon has definitely helped me in the past, but I feel like I'm plugged up lol. I may try a fleets enema. I am not a big fan of sticking anything up my butt!
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