Help please

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ok so i gave by boyfriend a hand job...(because he asked for one) about 45 minutes later i ate at mcdonalds and the food didnt taste too good (note: i used handy wipes to get the sperm off my left and the hand that i used) that evening i felt sick...(did i digest some of the sperm?) and the next evening i had diahrrea...the next day i felt bloated and had gas(but my boobs werent tender) almost like i was on my period and now im really concerned! (am i pregnant?) if not wat is this? help please!

[SaylornPipersmommy]

Are you pregnant from a hand job?? Absolutely not!! If you are sexually active you could have gotten pregnant from having sex but NOT from a handjob. You probably have just gotten food poisoning or just a bug.

[SaylornPipersmommy]

And...just for giggles lets just say you did get pregnant from ingesting sperm ( just for giggles because it's just IMPOSIBLE) you wouldn't have pregnancy symptoms the next day anyway:)  You might want to take some sex education classes or do alot of research if you plan on being sexually active so you can keep yourself from getting pregnant at such a young age:)  Babies are a TON of work!!!! Take care of yourself honey:)

[Dragon1973]

Hi Hun,
I hope my answer helps you more in detail with respect to your question.  You can not get pregnant from ingesting sperm.  If our bodies worked that way, lots of people would be pregnant, and thankfully it doesn't work this way.  For you to conceive, your boyfriend must ejaculate (semen and/or sperm) on, near or in your vagina.  Conception and pregnancy can not occur any other way, unless fertility treatments are involved.  I have found a neat presentation that you can view from this site:  http://websrvr40nj.audiovideoweb.com/avwebdsnjwebsrvr4501/portal/media/media-050516-pregnancy.html  
Please share it with anyone you feel would benefit.  Hopefully it explains all that you will need to know in a short 3-5 minute video.  I would make sure you practise safe sex methods before you end up actually having to worry about pregnancy though.  It can be dangerous not to know how pregnancy occurs and be sexually active.
On that note, unless sperm is not anywhere near your vagina, there is no way you can conceive and become pregnant.
If you have any further questions that I can help you with, please do not hesitate to ask.
In addition to anything I have mentioned, please keep in mind, that while I or others may have extensive knowledge in many areas, you should always seek professional medical advice from your own physician, as it pertains to medical conditions or concerns.
Good luck, and if you have any other questions that I can help you with, please feel free to message me directly.

Sincerely,
Sandi (Dragon1973)
MedHelp Down syndrome Community Leader
& Ds Group Forum Founder/Moderator