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Is this list good, ok, slightly too much, or too much?
To start things off, it's not EVERYTHING that I want, but it's very close and gives me a really good idea. Also, I'm a 19 year old Cambodian(12.5% east Indian and 12.5% chinese) who's in his fourth semester (including summer) at a JC. I am also 5.75, 155, with a body fat % of 14%, love sea life and reptiles, and a mild mannered nice guy. I also will not take crap from anybody. Furthermore, I've yet to find a date, but have been considered good looking, including by women a year or so older.
Givens:
*Doesn’t dress like a guy (eg there are only SOME females I've seen who dress like guys pretty much all the time. What guy would want their lady to buy shirts and shorts from the guy section anyways? Eg Collared south pole shirts)
*(This will be SO awkward to say) NO GUY BODY PARTS! (we’re talking about a woman here, not a hermaphrodite anyways)
*Attractive face without makeup, even slightly.
*For her natural attractiveness to withstand the test of time. (I’ve seen a fair amount of average women between late 30s-even late 40s who are attractive for their age without makeup)
*Clean of diseases (I would NOT want to have sex with a woman with STDs or even more dreadful, HIV)
*ONLY exception for being arrested is assault (Of the MANY women I know, only two have had any arrests, one of them I don’t get along with)
*Not have a guy name (Names like Terry or Taylor I don’t mind, but I wouldn’t want to be with a woman with a normal guy name like Kevin or Matthew)
*NO hair where females normally don’t have hair (I have NEVER met any female of the few hundred that I have who have hair in places like face, chest, etc; if it’s in the nature to grow for them though, they have to shave it)
*Decent hygiene
*Average quality at minimum teeth
*ALL natural body (including face of course; NO implants or plastic surgery. Of ALL of couple to few hundred females that I personally know, none have had any of that)
If I had to pick 10 qualities in a woman:
*Caucasian blonde/brunette (Actually, I'm open to any race, but let's just say blonde or brunette)
*”5 4-5 7” (a few inches taller or shorter is ok)
*Waist size five to eight (nowhere above size 16 though)
*Likes sea life or reptiles (both are nice though)
*NO cheating
*NO smoking
*No drinking (if she does, no more than three shots)
*Born 1991 (I’d love one born a year before me. I’m open to anywhere between 1991-1993, but I’m hoping for 1991)
*mild mannered, averagely intelligent sweetheart (Ok if not mild mannered, an averagely intelligent kind person)
Dave this is my new list of everything that I want in a woman. Is it good, ok, slightly too much, or too much?
(It's also pretty damn specific. lol)
Givens:
*Doesn’t dress like a guy (eg there are only SOME females I've seen who dress like guys pretty much all the time. What guy would want their lady to buy shirts and shorts from the guy section anyways? Eg Collared south pole shirts)
*(This will be SO awkward to say) NO GUY BODY PARTS! (we’re talking about a woman here, not a hermaphrodite anyways)
*Attractive face without makeup, even slightly.
*For her natural attractiveness to withstand the test of time. (I’ve seen a fair amount of average women between late 30s-even late 40s who are attractive for their age without makeup)
*Clean of diseases (I would NOT want to have sex with a woman with STDs or even more dreadful, HIV)
*ONLY exception for being arrested is assault (Of the MANY women I know, only two have had any arrests, one of them I don’t get along with)
*Not have a guy name (Names like Terry or Taylor I don’t mind, but I wouldn’t want to be with a woman with a normal guy name like Kevin or Matthew)
*NO facial hair (I have NEVER met any female of the few hundred that I have who have facial hair; at least facial hair even SLIGHTLY visible)
*ALL natural body (including face of course; NO implants or plastic surgery)
If I had to pick 10 qualities in a woman:
*Caucasian blonde/brunette (Actually, I'm open to any race, but let's just say blonde or brunette)
*”5 4-5 7” (a few inches taller or shorter is ok)
*Waist size five to eight (nowhere above size 16 though)
*Likes sea life or reptiles (both are nice though)
*NO cheating
*NO smoking
*No drinking (if she does, no more than three shots)
*Born 1991 (I’d love one born a year before me. I’m open to anywhere between 1991-1993, but I’m hoping for 1991)
*mild mannered, averagely intelligent sweetheart (Ok if not mild mannered, an averagely intelligent kind person)
*Doesn’t mind having a kid when I want (about six years from now)
*She doesn't have to be, but it would be nice for her to be a vegetarian/pescetarian (I'm having this optional, so it doesn't count)
Those ten plus these:
*Open minded.
*Can eat A LOT (eg a whole box of Little Caesar’s pizza in a meal) and maintain her figure (doesn't have to, but a major turn on. What I mean by that is eating a lot and working out so that she can maintain her figure)
*Doesn't have to be, but it is a turn on if she is interested in my culture. Another plus if she can speak any of my language (the more she knows, the more it'll boost her attractiveness.)
*Won’t mind living where I want (Anywhere in South Oregon or CA within a half hour at the longest from the beach would be nice. However, I’d rate the city that I live in a 4.5/10, with 5 being average. Anywhere that I’d consider a five in South Oregon or CA with a low chance of crime or earthquakes, as well as other natural disasters, but the beach would be NICE, especially around Pismo)
*Is neutral (if doesn’t dislike) Twilight/movies or any artists (eg Drake, Lil Wayne) that I dislike.
*IF she does like something(s) that I dislike, she must have the courtesy to change the station to something we agree on while we drive or be ok with me not wanting to watch something I dislike with her. I could care less if she listens to them in her iPod or watches something I dislike, as long as I don't have to watch it too.
*Is willing to do domestic duties like cook or clean (I will help too)
*Has a job making at least 30G after five years (must have the job at least a half year before we have a kid)
*Average-above average sized “assets.” (If it’s smaller, I can look past that; the face matters most)
*Doesn’t mind getting married the Saturday before Valentine’s Day 2018 at the Monterey Bay Aquarium (between 2018-2020, but no later)
*Fun person to be around (eg sense of humor, interesting topics, etc)
*No dry sense of humor. (Of the few hundred women that I know, including one that I don’t get along with, only five have a dry sense of humor. However, if need be, this is something I will accommodate to)
*Never have been/is not a *****
*Never had sex with anymore than four other guys (about the median)
*I would like if she likes the sports teams/fighters I like. If not, we CAN look past that. (In teams, I LOVE the Raiders and Warriors, and also like the Niners, A's, Giants, and Sharks. My favorite fighters that I like fighting right now are Aakiyama, GSP, Wanderlei, Shogun, Cain, and Kongo)
*not be muscular. (tone is ok, but muscular would be ugly)
*I am VERY flexible to however much she wants to have sex.
Givens:
*Doesn’t dress like a guy (eg there are only SOME females I've seen who dress like guys pretty much all the time. What guy would want their lady to buy shirts and shorts from the guy section anyways? Eg Collared south pole shirts)
*(This will be SO awkward to say) NO GUY BODY PARTS! (we’re talking about a woman here, not a hermaphrodite anyways)
*Attractive face without makeup, even slightly.
*For her natural attractiveness to withstand the test of time. (I’ve seen a fair amount of average women between late 30s-even late 40s who are attractive for their age without makeup)
*Clean of diseases (I would NOT want to have sex with a woman with STDs or even more dreadful, HIV)
*ONLY exception for being arrested is assault (Of the MANY women I know, only two have had any arrests, one of them I don’t get along with)
*Not have a guy name (Names like Terry or Taylor I don’t mind, but I wouldn’t want to be with a woman with a normal guy name like Kevin or Matthew)
*NO hair where females normally don’t have hair (I have NEVER met any female of the few hundred that I have who have hair in places like face, chest, etc; if it’s in the nature to grow for them though, they have to shave it)
*Decent hygiene
*Average quality at minimum teeth
*ALL natural body (including face of course; NO implants or plastic surgery. Of ALL of couple to few hundred females that I personally know, none have had any of that)
If I had to pick 10 qualities in a woman:
*Caucasian blonde/brunette (Actually, I'm open to any race, but let's just say blonde or brunette)
*”5 4-5 7” (a few inches taller or shorter is ok)
*Waist size five to eight (nowhere above size 16 though)
*Likes sea life or reptiles (both are nice though)
*NO cheating
*NO smoking
*No drinking (if she does, no more than three shots)
*Born 1991 (I’d love one born a year before me. I’m open to anywhere between 1991-1993, but I’m hoping for 1991)
*mild mannered, averagely intelligent sweetheart (Ok if not mild mannered, an averagely intelligent kind person)
Dave this is my new list of everything that I want in a woman. Is it good, ok, slightly too much, or too much?
(It's also pretty damn specific. lol)
Givens:
*Doesn’t dress like a guy (eg there are only SOME females I've seen who dress like guys pretty much all the time. What guy would want their lady to buy shirts and shorts from the guy section anyways? Eg Collared south pole shirts)
*(This will be SO awkward to say) NO GUY BODY PARTS! (we’re talking about a woman here, not a hermaphrodite anyways)
*Attractive face without makeup, even slightly.
*For her natural attractiveness to withstand the test of time. (I’ve seen a fair amount of average women between late 30s-even late 40s who are attractive for their age without makeup)
*Clean of diseases (I would NOT want to have sex with a woman with STDs or even more dreadful, HIV)
*ONLY exception for being arrested is assault (Of the MANY women I know, only two have had any arrests, one of them I don’t get along with)
*Not have a guy name (Names like Terry or Taylor I don’t mind, but I wouldn’t want to be with a woman with a normal guy name like Kevin or Matthew)
*NO facial hair (I have NEVER met any female of the few hundred that I have who have facial hair; at least facial hair even SLIGHTLY visible)
*ALL natural body (including face of course; NO implants or plastic surgery)
If I had to pick 10 qualities in a woman:
*Caucasian blonde/brunette (Actually, I'm open to any race, but let's just say blonde or brunette)
*”5 4-5 7” (a few inches taller or shorter is ok)
*Waist size five to eight (nowhere above size 16 though)
*Likes sea life or reptiles (both are nice though)
*NO cheating
*NO smoking
*No drinking (if she does, no more than three shots)
*Born 1991 (I’d love one born a year before me. I’m open to anywhere between 1991-1993, but I’m hoping for 1991)
*mild mannered, averagely intelligent sweetheart (Ok if not mild mannered, an averagely intelligent kind person)
*Doesn’t mind having a kid when I want (about six years from now)
*She doesn't have to be, but it would be nice for her to be a vegetarian/pescetarian (I'm having this optional, so it doesn't count)
Those ten plus these:
*Open minded.
*Can eat A LOT (eg a whole box of Little Caesar’s pizza in a meal) and maintain her figure (doesn't have to, but a major turn on. What I mean by that is eating a lot and working out so that she can maintain her figure)
*Doesn't have to be, but it is a turn on if she is interested in my culture. Another plus if she can speak any of my language (the more she knows, the more it'll boost her attractiveness.)
*Won’t mind living where I want (Anywhere in South Oregon or CA within a half hour at the longest from the beach would be nice. However, I’d rate the city that I live in a 4.5/10, with 5 being average. Anywhere that I’d consider a five in South Oregon or CA with a low chance of crime or earthquakes, as well as other natural disasters, but the beach would be NICE, especially around Pismo)
*Is neutral (if doesn’t dislike) Twilight/movies or any artists (eg Drake, Lil Wayne) that I dislike.
*IF she does like something(s) that I dislike, she must have the courtesy to change the station to something we agree on while we drive or be ok with me not wanting to watch something I dislike with her. I could care less if she listens to them in her iPod or watches something I dislike, as long as I don't have to watch it too.
*Is willing to do domestic duties like cook or clean (I will help too)
*Has a job making at least 30G after five years (must have the job at least a half year before we have a kid)
*Average-above average sized “assets.” (If it’s smaller, I can look past that; the face matters most)
*Doesn’t mind getting married the Saturday before Valentine’s Day 2018 at the Monterey Bay Aquarium (between 2018-2020, but no later)
*Fun person to be around (eg sense of humor, interesting topics, etc)
*No dry sense of humor. (Of the few hundred women that I know, including one that I don’t get along with, only five have a dry sense of humor. However, if need be, this is something I will accommodate to)
*Never have been/is not a *****
*Never had sex with anymore than four other guys (about the median)
*I would like if she likes the sports teams/fighters I like. If not, we CAN look past that. (In teams, I LOVE the Raiders and Warriors, and also like the Niners, A's, Giants, and Sharks. My favorite fighters that I like fighting right now are Aakiyama, GSP, Wanderlei, Shogun, Cain, and Kongo)
*not be muscular. (tone is ok, but muscular would be ugly)
*I am VERY flexible to however much she wants to have sex.
Dude, with 100% certainty I do hope you find this girl. I would be willing to bet that she also has a list like this that involves having no sense of self and lives vicariously through her relationships. You should look in Ukraine or any former USSR nations for this.
Regarding the wedding stuff, that's what I'm hoping. Also, if she does make me watch something I don't like with her, she should make up for it by going out on a date or something like that.
Well why the hell would a guy want their partner to have been arrested? I'm just stating a worst case scenario.
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Well. You ARE thorough.
Ya know, I wanted a handy man in a husband. I married the king of hiring out. My point being, you don't know who'll you end up with and a massive list like that certainly is going to keep you alone for a long time.
Better to have a few qualities you know you are attracted to and enjoy the process of figuring out what is the best type for you as you go.
good luck
Ya know, I wanted a handy man in a husband. I married the king of hiring out. My point being, you don't know who'll you end up with and a massive list like that certainly is going to keep you alone for a long time.
Better to have a few qualities you know you are attracted to and enjoy the process of figuring out what is the best type for you as you go.
good luck
What. the. heck...? O.o
Okay, let me start by saying, I get that you have an "ideal" woman in mind, with an "ideal" fantasy relationship and marriage. I get that. In fact, when I started reading your list, I didn't think it was that big of a deal until I got to the part about having no arrests except for assualt. From there, you lost me, and your list went from being fairly normal to just plain weird, irritating, and even offensive.
All I got out of it was what you want, how you want things, when you want things, and where you want things. Have you realized that your list is nauseatingly self-centered, narcissitic, and uncompromising for whoever that imaginary (because I can't see a real-life woman submitting to this nonsense) woman is, without giving any consideration to what SHE might want, how she may want things, when she may want things, and where she may want things in her relationship with you (other than eating, with conditions, and sex)? I mean, what if she doesn't want to get married in the Monteray Bay Aquarium the Saturday before Valentines Day or live a mile and a half from the beach? Are you REALLY going to toss out a potentially great woman because of lunacy like this?
Lol, this is the most ridiculous list I've ever seen. Good luck finding your soulmate. And I truly do mean that. It could be awhile, but good luck.
Okay, let me start by saying, I get that you have an "ideal" woman in mind, with an "ideal" fantasy relationship and marriage. I get that. In fact, when I started reading your list, I didn't think it was that big of a deal until I got to the part about having no arrests except for assualt. From there, you lost me, and your list went from being fairly normal to just plain weird, irritating, and even offensive.
All I got out of it was what you want, how you want things, when you want things, and where you want things. Have you realized that your list is nauseatingly self-centered, narcissitic, and uncompromising for whoever that imaginary (because I can't see a real-life woman submitting to this nonsense) woman is, without giving any consideration to what SHE might want, how she may want things, when she may want things, and where she may want things in her relationship with you (other than eating, with conditions, and sex)? I mean, what if she doesn't want to get married in the Monteray Bay Aquarium the Saturday before Valentines Day or live a mile and a half from the beach? Are you REALLY going to toss out a potentially great woman because of lunacy like this?
Lol, this is the most ridiculous list I've ever seen. Good luck finding your soulmate. And I truly do mean that. It could be awhile, but good luck.
I'm curious too.
I really didn't mean what I said as rudely as it sounded. I'm just . . . amazed at this list.
I do think the best thing for you to do is ask an older guy, or girl, for help. Someone you know and can help wade through why you've written this very, very odd list. It looks like this is a part of a communication with someone named "Dave" - at one point you ask Dave does this look right. Did Dave help you?
This list contains the oddest, most peculiar qualities that won't make a difference in the world in a relationship (i.e., can she eat huge amounts of food at a time, can't be arrested for anything other than assault, very specific sports team interest) and ignores things that are extremely important like how often you have sex.
That's probably one of the number one things that determines a happy relationship. Compatibility of sexual desire. Your list indicates you wouldn't care if she wanted sex twice a day every day or never at all.
Anyway, kh, your list made my head spin, and I really hope you are able to get help from Dave.
I really didn't mean what I said as rudely as it sounded. I'm just . . . amazed at this list.
I do think the best thing for you to do is ask an older guy, or girl, for help. Someone you know and can help wade through why you've written this very, very odd list. It looks like this is a part of a communication with someone named "Dave" - at one point you ask Dave does this look right. Did Dave help you?
This list contains the oddest, most peculiar qualities that won't make a difference in the world in a relationship (i.e., can she eat huge amounts of food at a time, can't be arrested for anything other than assault, very specific sports team interest) and ignores things that are extremely important like how often you have sex.
That's probably one of the number one things that determines a happy relationship. Compatibility of sexual desire. Your list indicates you wouldn't care if she wanted sex twice a day every day or never at all.
Anyway, kh, your list made my head spin, and I really hope you are able to get help from Dave.
This has got to be a JOKE.
Well....if it isn't, what IF someone presented YOU with this nonsense? How would you feel?
I am not sure why all the nitpicking, etc.
If you find someone to "fit" all your ridiculous requests I would very surprise. I am sure this is why you are SINGLE.
If you can't figure out if this list is over the top/excessive or not I would say you really should seek professional help.
This ISN'T normal.....sorry.
You sound like you have an issue with control and perfection.
Well....if it isn't, what IF someone presented YOU with this nonsense? How would you feel?
I am not sure why all the nitpicking, etc.
If you find someone to "fit" all your ridiculous requests I would very surprise. I am sure this is why you are SINGLE.
If you can't figure out if this list is over the top/excessive or not I would say you really should seek professional help.
This ISN'T normal.....sorry.
You sound like you have an issue with control and perfection.
kh, that is truly about the oddest list I've ever read. And I have a funny hobby of reading Craigslist online personals. And that list takes the cake.
Do you really want a woman?
Go hang out in a reptile shop, get to know the girls who work there and shop there, and find one you think is cute and ask her out.
And don't ever ever let her read this list.
Do you really want a woman?
Go hang out in a reptile shop, get to know the girls who work there and shop there, and find one you think is cute and ask her out.
And don't ever ever let her read this list.
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