Dear Doctor(s):
Ok... this is going to sound crazy... but here goes (Please Read The Entire Message to understand my concern and realize that this is Not a typical toilet bowl scenario where people are unecessarily worried):
I stay at a dormitory and my dorm-mate is gay and VERY Promiscuous. As paranoid as i am about catching something, i always lay toilet paper down on the toilet seat before i sit down (even though I understand that it is virtually impossible to catch an std from a toilet seat).
This is rather embarassing, but i sometimes have anal bleeding from hemorroids. In this particular instance, I ran out of toilet tissue (first using the last piece that I had, and the remainder on the seat). Not even realizing that i had used the last clean tissue, I was talking on the phone and didn't even realize that i had picked up the toilet tissue off of the seat and used the dirty tissue to continue wiping my anus. To make matters Even Worse, I looked at the tissue and saw that i was bleeding. So, to clarify, I wiped (deep, too, to ensure that i cleaned all the blood) my bleeding anus with tissue that i had used to sit on the toilet seat. AM I IN DANGER? I'm losing sleep from fear that I will test positive for something in the coming weeks. PLEASE HELP and advise.
Thank you in advance for answering such a crazy question... I do know that under NORMAL circumstances (no broken skin, etc.), there is no reason to fear public toilets.....
**But under THESE circumstances (with me using a dirty piece of tissue [that was used on the toilet seat] deep within my bleeding anus, and sharing a bathroom with an extremely promiscuous homosexual dorm-mate), i am making myself sick worrying about it.
Your Prompt and Thorough advice is greatly appreciated.