Lordy lordy lordy.....Reading your techniques is better than watching porn. My imagination is running wild right now.
I better to go before I get myself in trouble....
I masterbate using the old diddle it hard and fast method....going striaght for the G spot rght above the clit...I also grab my neck while climaxing...odd but i didn't feel so crazy when I saw it in some cheesy porn flick when i was younger...For added fun I masterbate when my husband is next to me doing the same thing...I always get to the point faster than he does and when I am climaxing he sticks it in causing an explosion!!!!! Try anal beads also....
LOL! I know of a household vacuum manufacturer that ended up with tons of law suits. Turned out it was all about penis injuries. They re-designed their models with the air suction fans a little bit further offest from the hose attachment opening...if you know what I mean.
Instead of fire in the hole, they would yell, "winkie in the hole!!" That's some funny sh**!
I added a single flip to the process yesterday. The landing was a little rough, but the orgasm was to die for.
The last comment was for you too, but it didn't post your name.
i saw a tv show once about embarressing moments. a man was at a hotel and was in the hot tub. he decided to stick his winkie in the hole that i guess sucks the water out of the tub, well he got stuck!! he sat there until the security came by and he cried for help. they laughed their butts off! i cant imagine that kind of embar.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A male can learn a lot from women. I will surely take some of what I have learned in this particular post today and put it to work.
I usually do it with my right hand, just one finger, but it wears out my wrist. The faucet in the bathtub works well too. Jets in a hot tub do produce the best orgasims. If you have a detachable showhead they work great too. By the way, you are lucky to have orgasims with your DH, I rarely *** with my BF. Vibrators or dildos have become by best friends.
You have literally put tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard.
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA oh i loved that one!
Actually, I prefer to hang inverted as I rub my clitoris in a counterclockwise motion, periodically stopping somewhere between 6 and 7 o'clock, only to press really hard five times, while making a wish, and exclaiming, "Bippityboppity BOO!" WOWZA!! Can you say, SHAZAM?!? If you don't have a vertical rod to hang from, you could always try an incline exercise bench. It will be the best orgasm of your life!
Since you asked - let`s be outspoken: yes, I`d stimulate the same areas but just with one finger, circular left-handed slow motion clockwise, legs open, always the same, sounds boring, but the fantasies in the background are so interchangeable and explosive...that`s the great thing about masturbation. For real sex I much more prefer stimulation closer to the cervix area. It is a very different kind of orgasm when it happens. More impressive while masturbation is rather playful. Jeez, do I feel embarrassed now or what?
certainly not a pro. Thanks though, assuming that was a compliment. Did you try my method? I am curious to know if anyone else does masturbate this way.
Hey Brentlie, I just wanted to add - seriously now - that you are lucky to have the orgasms WITH your DH and not just through masturbation. Often it is the other way around. Happy New Year!
You sound like a pro. Do you write books?
I, being one that only reaches orgasm through clitoral stimulation (and lots of it) suggest laying flat on your back. With your legs spread as much as necessary, just start exploring your lips and clitoris until the area is stimulated and you are self lubricating fairly well. Insert your fingers enough to moisten them or use saliva on your fingers. Once I feel that my clitoris has enlarged a bit from the stimulation, I straighten my legs and clench them together. This seems to tighten and pull back the skin around my clitoris, helping expose it some. With my three fingers stiff and laid flat on top of the clitoris I rub very quickly up and down. The amount of pressure is not as important as the rapidity of the motion. (vibrators work but are actually numbing sometime) My clitoris responds best to a long stroke in each direction repeatedly. Yes, my arms get tired and I have to switch back and forth. This does not work for me using a wrist action. I have to have a stiff hand and wrist and the motion comes from the elbow to maintain just the right pressure/speed ratio. It actually looks kind of violent but gets the job done. I also stimulate myself this way during intercourse but rarely have orgasms during intercourse.
I hope that helps some.
My other favorite method is a hottub. Probably not good for the urinary tract but done in moderation, I have never had much trouble. kneal in the hottub facing a jet. Get positioned just right so that the stream is coming full force over your clitoris. Warning, this will produce very very strong results very very quickly. If you are strong enough though, and can keep yourself in place, you can ride that orgasm for quite a few rounds.
good luck and enjoy.