I just have to post a comment to post one hehe
If you really want to "dress it up" try some braids. Works wonders!!!!!
Or piercings & a swing...Wowsa
That is braids on the pubes, right?
Did anyone mention dredlocks?
...or metal poles with magnets?
How 'bout some liver slapping?
That's pretty dern casual to me.
haha You are killing me!!!
How about wearing a wife beater with a braided pubic mullet stuck to a magnetic pole, in the library with Col. Mustard...