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Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you..
Needed a good laugh..Thanks...crazy people and me....just like peanut butter and jelly...I LIKE being crazy..LOL
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The one about superman cracked me up the most honestly..
Hey Mike how you doing !! sara still has me hooked on these !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kinda like them .. they make a point don't they !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Sara !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Mike how you doing !! sara still has me hooked on these !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kinda like them .. they make a point don't they !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Sara !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE TO BE MAKING THAT UP ROFLMAO, think i just woke up wife laughing.
If you eat beans wait 3 hours and take a bath is that cosiserd a bubble bath or aroma theripy!!!
If you eat beans wait 3 hours and take a bath is that cosiserd a bubble bath or aroma theripy!!!
This is why I hang with all of you.. I think we are all one of four lol :))
Aaron :) I did that once when I was very lil taking a bath with my bro and sis except it was not farts.. I never heard such screaming lol
Aaron :) I did that once when I was very lil taking a bath with my bro and sis except it was not farts.. I never heard such screaming lol
One out of every four? Where are all of these sane people. I'd guess only 1 out of every 4 is sane. Guess I am around all of the 4s like Jacqui. I love crazy people though:o)
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