A lttle humor.

[Mangee]

Alittle girl asked her mom,"mom may i take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies,"No, because she is in heat!"

"What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father,I think he is in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says,"Dad may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked mom but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said,"Bring Belle over here." He took a rag soaked it in gasoline and rubbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent. and said,"Ok, you can go now but keep the dog on the leash and go only once around the block."

The girl left and returned a little later with no dog on the leash. Surprised dad asked,"Where is Belle?

The little girl said,"She ran out of gas halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

[Jacqui805]

LOL     Good one...thanks : )

[flmagi]

lol lol lol

[allaboutmary]

Good one !

[GoingToMakeIt]

Very funny.