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A man from the Ozarks.


A man from the Ozarks.  
    
A man from the Ozarks had an accident and was burned beyond recognition. Not knowing for sure if he was Zeke the coroner decided to ask his two best friends,who were always with him and were disliked by everyone in town, to identify him. When they arrived at the morgue,Billy Joe was taken in first to make an identification, Looking at the body,Billy Joe said,"I ain't sure .turn him over," After he was turned over billy Joe said,"no,that ain't him." The coroner turned the body onto it's back again and   then called in Bobby Joe. After looking at the face for a few minutes Bobby Joe said,"can't be sure,turn him over." The coroner turned the body over and after a good look Bobby Joe said," not Zeke,no sir not Zeke. The coroner puzzled as to why they asked to have the body turned over to identify whether or not it was Zeke asked, "how could you tell whether or not it was Zeke by looking at his back, "That's easy," said Billy Joe," every time the three of us come into town everybody says here comes Zeke with them two a_ _holes."      


  


  
  
  
  
  




  
  
  

  



        




  


    
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lol!! I love you jokes!!!!
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176495 tn?1301280412

Hey...my dad grew up in the Ozarks!   :-)
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Any reference to persons or persons unknown are not intended but if the shoe fits........
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Funny stuff!!!
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