My next life......

[IBKleen]

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out
of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get
kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your
pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: You party, and you're generally
promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9
months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room
service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case......

[ImDONENoMore]

Perfect IB.  Just perfect.  :)

[paying_it_forward]

LOL you haven't been watching Red Dwarf by any chance have you??

[Punkinhead75]

How do you know we're not doing it backwards already?  LOL!!!

[Tjj1075]

Love it

[Jade59]

I've heard this before, lol.  Sounds good to me!

[theeagle]

What line do I stand in or sign on?

[sudie58]

Brilliant!!!  LOL, great thinking!!

[vicki595]

You are now officially the Czar of The Social Community...  I am on the floor; AGAIN!!!

[addict3]

At one time I would have nominated you and this thought process to head Social Security...........Not now!!! LOL!