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If you need a good laugh this morning...
Hi All, I wanted to share this quick story just in case you need a pick me up today..
Last night my friend and I went to the movies. A new movie thats out, so of course the theatre was packed. As we were walking down the hallway in the theatre that leads to the seats.. I figure I am gonig to show that I still "got it" at my ripe ole' age of 31 and tell my friend.. "STAND BACK!" she, of couse knows me ALL too well, and immediately says.. YOU GOING TO HURT YOURSELF, not even knowing what it is I have up my sleeve. With my hands in the air, I take one step forward and start my best round off I have even done since the 5th grade.. but....my landing wasn't exactly a 10. On my way around, my legs seperated and my left foot smacked..HARD on the metal pole of a hand rail on the wall. Of course being the drama queen that I am, I immediately yell...crumple to the ground and yell... I'M DOWN!!! I'M HIT! (trust me, much better to see in person) I look over for support and my friend and she is up against the wall laughing and says to me..stop..your going to make me pee! NICE.. I'm OK...don;t worry about me! the best is as I stand up, I get a round of applause from the people in the theatre. double nice. Kicker is, yeah.. think I broke my toe.. My foot is the size of a football..but.. man it was funny..at the time..
have a great day!
Last night my friend and I went to the movies. A new movie thats out, so of course the theatre was packed. As we were walking down the hallway in the theatre that leads to the seats.. I figure I am gonig to show that I still "got it" at my ripe ole' age of 31 and tell my friend.. "STAND BACK!" she, of couse knows me ALL too well, and immediately says.. YOU GOING TO HURT YOURSELF, not even knowing what it is I have up my sleeve. With my hands in the air, I take one step forward and start my best round off I have even done since the 5th grade.. but....my landing wasn't exactly a 10. On my way around, my legs seperated and my left foot smacked..HARD on the metal pole of a hand rail on the wall. Of course being the drama queen that I am, I immediately yell...crumple to the ground and yell... I'M DOWN!!! I'M HIT! (trust me, much better to see in person) I look over for support and my friend and she is up against the wall laughing and says to me..stop..your going to make me pee! NICE.. I'm OK...don;t worry about me! the best is as I stand up, I get a round of applause from the people in the theatre. double nice. Kicker is, yeah.. think I broke my toe.. My foot is the size of a football..but.. man it was funny..at the time..
have a great day!
LMAO...now I NEEDED that! Thanks. You know the funny thing is...I'm always saying to people that if I could do that stuff...I'd be doing it all the time...I'd just go cartwheeling, round offing, all that stuff...across the floor, just 'cause I could - but I CAN'T.... and sorry to say, but I'd have been up against the wall tryin' to hold in the pee too.... sorry about your toe though...geeeez
Isn't that SO funny!!! MAN! I am a clumsy person no matter what I do!! It was a Kodak moment that's for sure!!
It was Sex in the City.. hmm.
I am a HUGE fan, but gotta tell you, while it was great i was somewhat disappointed. I think I was expecting more of all the funny stuff..etc.. the best was charlotte in Mexico!!! drank the water!!! LOL
It was Sex in the City.. hmm.
I am a HUGE fan, but gotta tell you, while it was great i was somewhat disappointed. I think I was expecting more of all the funny stuff..etc.. the best was charlotte in Mexico!!! drank the water!!! LOL
That is too funny, I do love to see people fall, I get the biggest laugh out of that. Sorry...
I fell a few weeks ago dancing, busted my head on the bands speaker...Almost took out the singer. It was really a nice moment. I fall all the time and yes, sobber. Broke my shoulder falling off my bed in the middle of the day last summer.
Was the movie good??? Was it Sex And The City? The best movie I have seen in a while Loved it!!!
I fell a few weeks ago dancing, busted my head on the bands speaker...Almost took out the singer. It was really a nice moment. I fall all the time and yes, sobber. Broke my shoulder falling off my bed in the middle of the day last summer.
Was the movie good??? Was it Sex And The City? The best movie I have seen in a while Loved it!!!
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