Time for a little humor.

[Mangee]

  A women was cleaning the desk in her husband`s den.   She opened the drawer and found an envelope with 3 soy beans and $30.00.   She asked her husband about it and he answered,"I decided that whenever I had an affair, I would put a bean in the drawer to remind myself to never do it again."   His wife then asked what the $30.00 was for.   He said, "Well, when the beans got to $10.00 a bushel, I started selling them."
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A ventriloquist was telling Polish jokes and a person in the audience took offense.   He said, "I`m sick of all those jokes about Polish people."   The ventriloquist answered, "Take it easy, they are just jokes." To which the man in the audience said, "Shut up, I wasn`t talking to you, I was talking to that little guy on your knee."
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Two men were walking along the rairoad tracks when one of them said, "This is the longest flight of stairs I have ever seen."   "That doesn`t bother me" said the other, "as much as these low railings."
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A policeman saw a car weaving on the highway and took chase.   When he caught up to the car he saw the driver was a little old lady knitting.   "Pull over, pull over," he shouted.   "No" said the lady, "just a scarf".      
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[my_mayberry]

very nice to have something to give us a laugh. i liked the 1st one the best

[ang_811]

lol i love these... its nice to have a good laugh.

[jstntime]

I loved these Mangee....good to see you back!!!

bob