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AFTER DARK CAFE

Sarah, I knew you would be here....Now, its time to get this party started!  "HAPPY 650 DAYS CLEAN"  Lovin the outfit....new boots?
How about them balloons?  Could not help myself...damn florist thought I was crazy (Well!) ordering 650 red balloons....
and how about that cake? Life size.....hummmmmm....WAIT...who licked the icing off his chest?  Now he only has 1 nipple...
Lets open presents.....mine first, mine first....
I made a list of things I thought you would like, passed it out to everyone...Made a big red note on there...NO PANTIES PLEASE....

Okay, I think I hear your present from coming thru the door....yep....your boys in blue....

SARAH PLEASE LET THEM AT LEAST GET IN THE DOOR......
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OK...who did the fly over at my house?  I know someone is hurt!  That limb they broke is HUGH.....Same tree that Sarah hit last year....
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OKAY...Yes you told me about trying the flyovers...but we wanted to surprise you...I think Giz has a black eye...OOOPS...and I have no idea where my boot is...hell, may be in Canada...why are there so many Pine trees...I hate pine trees...

Oh no...did someone attending the Olympics get hit by a flying boot????? Sorry!!!!!
Giz, you better get me my  boot back...those are new..
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495284 tn?1333894042
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You didnt let him out of the cake did you?  I was letting him marinate in frosting!!!

I told ya about those flyovers......they are not for amatuers.  You have to log in so many flying hours before you and gizzy can go solo.  You just had to do it anyway didnt ya!!!  Maybe you will listen to me next time....LOL           sara
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was that your leopard thong? Sorry thought it was Jollys from last year....Sorry....

Sarah...where is Jolly?  I know he love you for a long time......He dang sure better show up for you party...would not be a party without him...

Damn I  hate pine needles....Sarah we need more fly over lessons......PLEASE...
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1047946 tn?1332608029
Will someone cut this cake already!! I'm running out of air inside of here! I did have my leopard thong on but it starting getting hot. Now it's buried in frosting and I can't find it!! Now what am I going to do!! Good thing I have my laptop on me so I can beg for help!!!
HELP!!!!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Jolly promised to quit begging but i see he went and did it anyway.....Let me untie him and i will talk to him again!!!
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Oh...so glad ya'll are here for Sarahs party....

Girls Sarah aint one to share.........Sorry....this is her party....

Sarah...please be nice...these girls are wanting you to share....
No need to worry...JD is on his way....and Sarah will not even remember the boys in blue...

Sarah I hear someone begging and calling for his Momma.....WTF?  Is that Jolly I hear?

MOMMA?


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1032715 tn?1315984234
Sara are you going to share,You made me share my boy toys at Christmas,and I got my Christmas wishes off santa,now I have to use them.where's BM-did he finally get released at Christmas.I'm wearing everything santa brought me,LOVE LEATHER
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lol! She does talk about food alot  lol!!

Mary are you a foodie????
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495284 tn?1333894042
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mary you are always hungry!!!
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306867 tn?1299249709
I'm hungry.........
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Ok, Ok, Ok, I will use the chocolate syrup!

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495284 tn?1333894042
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Back away from my whipped cream.  The sign clearly states that.  

Thank You!!
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650 days, 650 men much to do.... I just take the ons that sara can't get to today!

Please pass the whip cream and the jelly beans.

Thank you.

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495284 tn?1333894042
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Oh he will be back.  Curiosity will get the best of him!!
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Quick, lock the doors....I think you scared that one when you snatched his shirt off....Damn rookie...
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Im trying to wipe the frosting off my face......have to look presentable for my party!!!!

ahhh new boys in blue.......Welcome boys, come to momma!!!
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