I was high when I picked that username. Here is the story. I kept trying usernames and with this dial up connection, it was taking forever because every username I tried was taken. Finally I got pissed and just hit any keys repetitively. LOL.
Anyway, I am addicted to you and your sense of humor. Keep talking, you make me forget a lot of things. I hope you can overlook my username. Don't judge a poster by his keyboard?
Please don't quit your day job. BUT, also, PLEASE don't quit posting your thoughts ... and your jokes, I guess. HUGZZ!
I know. I'm addictive. That's why everything gets addicted to me. You see, it's the VIKES that had to kick ME--I had noproblem letting 'em go, they just couldn't put me down. Anyway, truth be known, I love you, too--even though your username is like some sort of tragic typo by an obsessive compulsive.
Didn't like that one Arlington addict. How about this one?
The Denvers were having a family get together in honor of grandma who had just turned 90.Being of an extreme age everyone pretty much had their eyes on grandma. As the party wore on grandma began to lean to one side. No sooner did this happen then someone would straighten her up. This happened often. Grandma would lean to one side or the other but there was always someone there to straighten her up. On little boy coming over to give grandma a hug noticed tears in the elderly woman's eyes. the youngster said"What's wrong grandma ,why are you crying?" "They won't let me fart."
How did you know? I am madly in love with you. I miss you so much. Please contact me again.
JOE